OMG you guys - guess what. Ashley has signed on to film a movie called The Tooth Fairy, which starts production this October, and it’s a romantic comedy in which she plays the girlfriend of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).
The best part is that there are mixed reports about the actual plot line of the movie. Some reports say that it’s about The Rock trying to ”save the tooth fairy kingdom,” while others say it’s about a 6 year old girl who is crushed when The Rock tells her that the tooth fairy isn’t real - in either case, I have no idea how Ashley would fit in. Still others report that The Rock will be playing a minor league hockey player nicknamed The Tooth Fairy, and Ashley will be playing his girlfriend, a single mother of two children. That sounds the most plausible.
I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this to you guys before, but if you have ever watched Ashley have to make out with someone in a movie, you may have noticed that she’s a smashmouth kisser. This is not a good thing. Pay attention from here on out - if you happen to see her in a movie being replayed on TV, just watch how she kisses. She is TERRIBLE at it. She keeps her lips all bunched up and then she just presses them onto her victim. It’s icky.
Anyway, don’t say you never learned anything at The Mock Dock.
Ashley: Hey cameraman, can you see a booger up there.
Alan Cumming looks like a vampire waiting to strike…
He’s even got the squinty teeth thing going there…
Is this just a bad picture of him or is getting uglier as he gets older?
When will stop giving her freaking movies? Especially comedies. She has no effing comic timing whatsoever! >:(
That face is pretty hilarious XD
I cannot WAIT to see her on the next season of The Surreal Life. I think she and Lindsay Lohan are slated to do it with Steve Guttenberg. Just a vast ocean of talent here, folks…
Oh, and someone PLEASE, for the love of all that’s holy, make her take those cheap Claire’s faux pearls off. Please.
It doesn’t help that Alan Cumming appears to be looking hungrily at her neck.
Honesty, I used to think she was so pretty, but every time I see her I am amazed at how bad she looks!
I won’t even WATCH a movie that she’s in anymore, the last one I saw about bugs was so stupid I turned it off about half way and it was a miracle I lasted that long….ugh, go away Ashley!
Great picture. Thanks for the laugh!