I Really Hate Her

What the hell is Solange Knowles wearing?  It kinda looks like about 12 dead porcupines.

You know what bugs me?  Her name.  What the hell kind of name is Solange?  I mean, I realize bizarre names run in their family, but seriously - Solange??  Ever since she was interviewed and behaved like a complete beyotch on that newsstation, I have hated her.

HATE.

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8 Responses to “I Really Hate Her”


  1. 1 jenn

    Thank you for posting this. She’s THE most annoying person around. She’s traveling on Beyonce’s milage and thinks so highly of herself. Never heard any of her music, suppose it’s as manufactured as Beyonce’s.

  2. 2 wordwych

    Ditto, Jenn. Everything you said. I caught part of a delightfully snarky program on E! last weekend called “The Dish,” and the hostess had a great time snarking all over Solange, her lack of talent and her godawful sense of style. This latest outfit looks like something my little niece would have put together when she was 3 years old and thought that 37 Mardi Gras necklaces, her brother’s cowboy boots and a Batman cape constituted high fashion. No, on second thought, Little Miss I-Dressed-Myself-Today wouldn’t have been caught dead in something this hideous!

  3. 3 amanda

    I agree with you Mock. I hate her as much as Ashley Judd. Seriously.

  4. 4 Jennifer

    How the hell do you pronounce her name, anyway? I’ve never heard ANYONE say it out loud.

  5. 5 Megan

    Jennifer, from what I’ve heard, it’s something like this:

    sa-LON-je

  6. 6 Anonymous

    Or we could call her so-long, in hopes that her “career” will soon end and she will go away

  7. 7 rosie too

    It’s actually a real French name, and it means DIGNIFIED. Ironic, huh?

  8. 8 Tammy

    The outfit reminds me of an Emu.

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