So this is Steven “Cojo” Cojocaru, arriving at the MTV Music Awards a bit ago. Do you guys realize that his official job title, his actual occupation, is Fashion Critic? What the hell? Dude can’t even figure out what gender category he fits into, and he shows up wearing this, and the result is people look to him for his opinion on what other people wear? Whaaaa?
This is kind of like, say, me being asked my opinion on fancy restaurant food, when I’m barely even qualified to talk about pizza.
If you had not stated that this was a male, I would never have guessed. He looks like a candy striper on meth.
I’ve seen him on tv (back in the day) before the whole kidney transplant thing. He gained quite a bit of weight after the surgeries and I think his pudgy face makes him look even more girly than before.
In this picture he looks like what Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi’s kid would look like.
He seems to be morphing into a female. I know he had kidney surgery, are we sure he had no *other* surgeries as well???
I think he looks like a circus ring master.
This dude looks like a hostess at Bob Evans.
Just looks like any other lesbian to me.
Anonymizer 3000, isn’t that your mom?
Doesn’t that suit look like something Diane Keaton or John Travolta used to wear?
I’m afraid I can’t take someone wearing a cream colored suit with a picnic tablecloth shirt, what appears to be a denim bow tie and some bright yellow something peeking out of his pocket as a “fashion critic.” I’m almost curious about what shoes he chose for this ensemble. I’m thinking clunky stacked heels so he can hum “Stayin’ Alive” as he struts down the red carpet.
He is a fashion critic, not a fashion model.
Movie critics don’t have to be movie stars. Food critics don’t have to be famous chefs. And fashion critics don’t have to be well dressed.
Face it, he has connections, is a great talker, and has a magnetic personality. What matters is what he says of others who walk the red carpet and not so much what he chooses to wear himself. Face it, he has the best of both worlds. People care what he says about others and what they think about what he wears doesn’t matter.
Surely you jest, Christine….but then some in the dopey Hollywood crowd probably would take fashion advice from someone who shows up looking like a lesbian Diane Keaton on meth who works as a hostess at Bob Evans. I can only assume that you are Cojo’s publicity agent or his mother.
That ain’t no man!… seriously, what is THAT? I am pretty much acquainted with American celebrities, gossip and ‘famous’ people, but I’ve never seen this ‘thing’ before. Thanks Mockarena, I learned something new today.
Christine… if he’s a fashion critic, he really SHOULD be well dressed. How can anyone take his/her opinion seriously when he/she looks like THAT? If someone like her/him would dare to criticize what I’m wearing, naturally I’d give half a damn because she/he, clearly can’t set an example.
It’s like… I dont know, Simon Cowell giving tips to guys who don’t want to have man boobs.
That’s a guy? When I looked at the pic for the first time, I thought this was about Chastity Bono.
Mikey - I just sprayed coffee on my monitor from laughing so hard! I’ve seen him speaking on talk shows, and he just creeps me out. Oh, the reason “his” face looks the way it does is all of the steroids and anti-rejection drugs he has to take for his kidney transplant. I used to work on the urology floor at a local hospital, and we used to get the kidney transplant patients. Very cool! Anyway, the “moon face” is from the drugs.
Oh, and you know what else seriously freaks me out? Any man who spends more money on highlights than I do, or a man who waxes their eyebrows to the point of looking feminine! Seriously, what happened to manly men?
Punky, you’re right, Prednisone and immunosuppressant drugs could certainly create that result. And as OJS points out, it does make him more girly, so perhaps for him it is a “desired side effect”…
-As for taking any fashion advice from Cojo……not in this lifetime.
I put it down to those awesomely large chompers he’s got.
Funny you mentioned pizza, since his shirt reminds me of every old-timey pizza parlor tablecloth.