Lance Armstrong. And not just because he’s coming out of retirement, which, as I’ve already explained, makes him a total douche. No. It’s because he is starting to sound as arrogant as Kanye.
He was recently asked what sort of women he prefers dating, and you know what he said? This:
“I don’t discriminate – on anything. I like women who are hotter than doughnut grease.”
Now, maybe I’m being hypersensitive, but this statement makes him sound like a complete dillhole. Doughnut grease? Really? That was the best comparison he could come up with? And saying he likes women hotter than doughnut grease directly counters his claim that he doesn’t discriminate. Clearly he does. Clearly he prefers women with impossibly high body temperatures.
Someone should call him out on this. I mean besides me.
Plus… he has a crazy eye ha ha ha!
He’s got one lousy ball, and he’s making DEMANDS about what kind of “hot” woman he wants? PLEASE! The only hot women he’ll get will be of the “Ho ho” kind….as in “I’m a high priced ho looking to ho ho ho all the way to the bank with your money, Mr. Limpdick Armstrong!”
Hint to Lance–it’s your PURSE they like; it’s the size of your WALLET that makes you attractive….if you were a garbageman, you’d be dating Rosy Palm, with or without donut grease!
Loser!
You losers are making me a Lance fan. Bad enough to mock him because he had cancer. Then use an out of context quote, he could have been teasing about the the type of women he liked. That singer girl was hardly the hottest woman around but she is talented and smart. Seems like maybe they chose each other for not bad reasons.
Winning the Tour “Duh” France seven years in a row makes him an Amercian hero. Just beacause he misses the thrill of victory and wants to comeback and race again does not make him stupid or mockable.
Stick to Land Beasts and leave the hero guys alone.
Hmmm…hotter than doughnut grease? I’m running a fever right now. I hope that doesn’t make me hot enough to appeal to him.
I’m gonna say kinda what I said on your last Lance post. He seems to be spending waaay too much time with his girlfriends and not enough time with his kids (supposidly the main reason he retired). My husband, a cyclist, and I use to admire him, but he really lowered himself when he started hanging around with the hollywood crowd. He may be doing a lot for charity, but he’s living his life like a douche.
OK, since when is a dude a hero for riding a bike well and losing a nut? Honestly. HERO? REALLY? Hero like a dude who’s over in Iraq, making 25K a year and getting shot at? Or hero like a one-balled egomaniac male chauvinist pig? He’s an ATHLETE who happened to survive a life-threatening disease. I know people who have survived cancer, and they don’t expect people to rationalize for them when they act like dicks. Just sayin.
He was the best sex we’ve ever had….2nd only to Dave Coulier.
Bravo, Daisy. I can think of at least 50 REAL heroes I know personally – soldiers, firefighters, EMTs, cops, teachers, volunteers – who easily leave this jerk twitching in the dust.
He can’t be responsible for what he say’s. He’s half nuts!
Ha,Ha,Ha I crack myself up.