You Know Who’s Not Gay?

Prince.  And I know I have Daisy to back me up on this.  Prince, like Lenny Kravitz, is one of those dudes who is sexy in a really down-and-dirty, disgustingly filthy way.  And I don’t care that he wears make-up and assless chaps.  I don’t care that he wears ruffles.  I am of the opinion that he wears those things because he is so supremely confident in his heterosexuality.  

Anyway – guess what Prince is doing!!  He is releasing a COFFEE TABLE BOOK.  I am going to have to get it, even though I know Mr. Mock will roll his eyes and do that head-shaking thing he does at me over precisely these kinds of things.  The book is entitled “21 Nights” and is set to release in October.  Apparently, it’s filled with photos of Prince during his 21 night-stand in London’s O2 arena in ’07, AND it includes a new CD of his tune-age.  AND, in addition to photos of him lounging around various chaises and beds with candles and fancy robes (again, NOT GAY), the book is filled with song lyrics and poetry.   

I will be proudly displaying this book on my coffee table, and suggest you do the same.

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17 Responses to “You Know Who’s Not Gay?”


  1. 1 Anonymous

    If you think a robe makes him gay, well, the Pope wears a robe, and that doesn’t mean he’s gay. Right? Am I right? (shut up, altar boy)

    Please refer to this website as reference material for Prince’s sexual relations. If he is indeed gay (not), then bravo for the really gorgeous smoke screens used only for his flaming gayness (and not at all for the fact that every other man on the planet wants to bang them, too):

    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/prince.htm

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  2. 2 Daisy

    Oh, yeah. That comment was me. Prince – not gay. Just has a gay stylist.

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  3. 3 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    This is probably one of my more embarrassing confessions ever. I have loved Prince since I was a young teenager. I am now 29. (That’s not the embarrassing part.) When I was 19, I went with my girlfriend and our boyfriends so they could get tattoos. (Do you see where this is going?) Peer pressure, people, peer pressure, it’s evil. They talked me into getting one, as I was young and naive and stupid. I got the Prince symbol, in purple, on my hip. He has since changed his name BACK to Prince and here I am, 10 years later, with his symbol permanently on my body. Say what you want, but I loves me some Prince. (And I’m an idiot.)

    ps. He is sooooo not gay.

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  4. 4 sbarros

    I think I love him more than you and my daughter always tells me that he is gay. Totally not. What is with teenagers these days that they think everyone who dresses snazzy and wears purple is automatically gay. I cannot wait for the book, Mock. Cannot wait.

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  5. 5 jenn

    I don’t know, I just don’t get it. Don’t think he’s sexy in the least.

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  6. 6 Mockarena

    But look at those eyes. They are literally SCREAMING directly at you to just lay down and have sex with him. Don’t you see it? Just stare at them for a while. You’ll probably start taking your clothes off without even realizing it.

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  7. 7 rosie too

    Don’t think he’s sexy either, but I get why others might. And he’s definitely not gay. But I would pay masses of money for a coffee table book featuring Lenny Kravitz lounging around on chaises (or pretty much anywhere else).

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  8. 8 wordwych

    Olivia, I’ve been a Prince fan since Purple Rain. The guy just drips talent and sexiness. Be proud of your tattoo! :-)

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  9. 9 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    That’s easy to say when you’re not the one with the ridiculous tattoo! :) It would have been way cooler if it was temporary. I’m thinking about having it covered with my son’s footprint. I should do it soon, before his foot gets much bigger. :)

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  10. 10 sbarros

    Mock, Olivia, everytime I look at the picture, I find myself naked.

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  11. 11 Punky

    I’ve been a fan since Purple Rain too, WordWych. The man is smokin’ hot! I personally loved the assless chaps – I’m a butt woman. Say what you want about his wardrobe. He’s still a talented man. Did anyone see the Dave Chappell, Charlie Murphy story about playing basketball with Prince and his “posse?” HILARIOUS!

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  12. 12 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I, myself, realized I’m not wearing as much clothing as I was when I first logged on. The picture actually makes clothes fall off. It’s true, you can Google it.

    Game…Blouses.

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  13. 13 Christine

    Olivia,

    I am a massage practitioner, and if I saw that tatoo on you, I would know right away what that symbol meant. If you were a regular, I might try to find an instumental version of smooth soothing versions of his greatest hits.

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  14. 14 Shelly Bean

    OOOOOH PRINCE!! *swoons*

    That man could cause a nun to drop her habit! lol

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  15. 15 justforlaughs

    Purple Rain was on the other night, haven’t seen it in ages, stayed up until 3in the morning watching it…still obsessed I guess…

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  16. 16 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Chirstine, I love getting massages. I wish you lived in Louisiana. You wouldn’t have to make soothing versions of his greatest hits. I hate all that waves-and-dolphins-seashore stuff. It’s much more relaxing to listen to Prince. :)

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  17. 17 Punky

    Can you believe the man is 50??!!! He still looks freakin’ fabulous! Lol Shelly! There is definitely something hypnotic about those eyes…

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