Jessica Simpson singing Robbie Williams’ song Angels. It’s not just that it’s bad, it’s that it’s CRIMINALLY OFFENSIVE. I don’t care if there is distracting dancing – it’s criminal. I’m serious. She should be taken outside and shot for this terrorist act. So listen – here’s what I want you to do. I want you to force yourself to sit through the entire 2 minutes and 45 seconds that it takes her to screetch out her version. It’s going to be painful, but it will also inspire you to hate her SO MUCH that you might decide to join me in my quest to get her to stop singing….if not EVERYTHING, at least this song, for god’s sake.
HATE.
Ok – now, I want you to listen to Robbie singing it. And it’s a live version, so it’s totally fair – I’m not putting up a recorded version against Jessica singing live. This is Robbie live, not lip-synced, and totally brilliantly singing the song that HE WROTE, and for which he should have Jessica Simpson prosecuted to the full extent of the law for butchering. Do it for me, you guys. I want your feedback in the comments about both performances.
LOVE.
No. No. No. I don’t expect her to hit all the notes, but a majority might have been nice. Also am alarmed at how, um, lovingly she handles the microphone. And kind of amazed at the staying power of her lipgloss, all things considered. Yuck.
You know what I expect? For her to NEVER SING THAT SONG AGAIN EVER.
I feel physically ill from it.
But how much did you love Robbie? And how hot is he?
She just makes it SO EASY to hate her!
Very, very hot. And not at all gay. Probably.
Do I need to post the Rachel Hunter pics again? Do I?
I have to admit I couldn’t listen to all of it from her, no one should be allowed to butcher a song like that…you just made me a new Robbie Williams fan as well, because I didn’t know much about him until I came here.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! One down, 490 bajillion to go.
Would you please post the not gay pics again? I desire more proof. Yummy. Oh and Jessica Simpson is a hose beast!
Here you go! http://digilander.libero.it/robbiewilliamsweb/robbieandrachel.htm
Holy cow! After clicking on that link, I think I’m inclined to be a Rachel Hunter fan as well! However, I shudder to think of her with Rod Stewart. Ew. (Perhaps that’s why she seems so, er, um, satisfied with Robbie?) I will say this: I will never again be inclined to “partially” believe any rumors of Mr. Robbie being gay.
I just don’t understand how people who clearly cannot sing a song are allowed to do so. She can’t hit the notes, she is eating the microphone, she is singing all breathy-like way too much and it is just very very bad. It hurts really.
It’s kind of sad, don’t you think?? What are those people cheering and clapping for? Jessica took a dump with that one, totally the wrong key for her.
I’d be booing if I was in that audience. I bet they were all paid to cheer. Wait until she wakes up one day and no one cares any more. That day is going to suck a$$ for poor Jessica. Hopefully she has been saving her money, cause pretty soon no one is going to want to go to her concerts and pay for the stuff she hawks.
Speaking of a Simpson, how is her sister doing?? Think she is ready to pop yet?
Oh yeah, Robbie did a much better job.
Why is she trying to eat the microphone at te beginning of the song? Is it a ploy to distract us from song she’s currently destroying? I agree with Mockerena…HATE. Robbie is much cuter and a much better singer.
Wow. It’s just that, she just didn’t, she missed the, uh, wow.
Now I’ve watched Robbie Williams. He hit all the notes and everything, but he isn’t blonde and his breasts aren’t as nice.
I didn’t listen to her butcher the song. I already hate her enough to try and get her to stop singing and banished to another galaxy.
Well, Paul – he does have a larger penis. So he also has that going for him.
And he didn’t just hit the notes – he created a religious experience for that entire enormous crowd. It’s so NOT FAIR that I wasn’t there.
After seeing those pictures, I just became a fan of Robbie Williams.
Elizabeth – you’re in good company.
Jessica Simpson sounds like she’s fresh out of a middle school production of Rent. The only reason she’s on stage singing at all is because her father is a genius at morphing from man of God to promoting his daughter’s titular area.
Robbie is flawless. End of story.
Sorry Mock. I know you asked for us to listen to the whole thing with Jessica, but I just could not. Blood started shooting out of my eyeballs. But, thanks so much for the Robbie Williams version. What a voice.
The sad thing is – and don’t hate me for saying this – is that before she became all famous and bigheaded and even more stupid, she actually did have a really great singing voice. I don’t know why she thinks the breathy, pronouncing words the wrong way thing sounds good. What kinda drugs is Tony Romo on?
AWW even the dog was worn out in those pictures. NOT gay.
i listened to about 4 seconds of this *#itfest before shutting it down…i didnt think it was possible for her to fu*$ up a song worse than “these boots are made for walkin’”,but she’s topped herself.