I Have, Just In The Last Few Minutes, Had A Mid-Life Crisis.

You guys – you know what I just realized?  I’m a GROWN-UP.  And you know how I know this?  Because I was anxiously awaiting the Vice Presidential debate to begin, and I am watching it

I remember being a kid at holidays, and sitting with the grown-ups, and having absolutely no idea how they could spend so many hours talking about world news and politics and the economy, when there were far more pressing issues to discuss – like recent happenings at the Charlie’s Angels Deluxe Hideout, and who was hotter – Shaun Cassidy or Parker Stevenson, and how lame the prizes in Cracker Jacks boxes were getting.

But now I’m ONE OF THEM.  I care about things like STOCK OPTIONS and LIFE INSURANCE for god’s sake.  When did this happen?  I feel like it was just yesterday that the most important matters of any given day had to do with how high my bangs should be and whether or not I had enough Aquanet to support the chosen height.

Getting older SUCKS.

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27 Responses to “I Have, Just In The Last Few Minutes, Had A Mid-Life Crisis.”


  1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I’ve found myself watching this too. And I don’t even LIKE politics. I just feel the need to watch like a moth to a flame, I can’t help it.

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  2. 2 jenn

    If McCain gets elected, and God forbid something happens to him, I just can’t stomach hearing her horrible accent for the remainder of the term. I would rather have car alarms going off outside my window for the next 4 years than hearing her strange Chicago-esque accent.

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  3. 3 Biscuit Tin

    Shaun Cassidy! Shaun Cassidy! Shaun Cassidy! I don’t care if Kirstie Allie did thank Parker Stevenson at the Emmys for giving her “the big one” every day. I always liked Jameson Parker better than Parker Stevenson, too.

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  4. 4 Diana

    I had that same epiphany at work last night. I got into a discussion with someone about voting, and the candidates. I realized when I meant every single word I said that I am finally a grown-up, and have to take this all seriously.

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  5. 5 Biscuit Tin

    I see that I may have missed the point of this post. (Still – Shaun Cassidy!)

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  6. 6 Seth

    is this an election year or something?

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  7. 7 Christine

    I was hug SC fan when I was little. My uncle would buy all his old records for me when they were in the clearance bin for $1 in the late 70′s and early 80′s. I was only 5 years old when the Hardy Boys was on prime time. I had Shaun Cassidy pants, a silky SC baby blue jacket, a SC bio book, SC posters all over my walls and ceiling of my room. I even had a sweet SC felt pendant that came with the jacket. Loved loved LOVED Shaun Cassidy.

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  8. 8 Christine

    He has held up to age well, http://www.flixens.com/files/shaun_cassidy.jpg

    Still looks great at the big five oh.

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  9. 9 Anonymous

    I have been checking out Shaun Cassidy on youtube. We were so easily entertained back then, weren’t we??

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  10. 10 ER

    I couldn’t be home to watch the debate so I TiVo’d it – and now here it is almost midnight and I’m watching it because I can’t turn it off. Yep, I’m with you….all grown up!

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  11. 11 Mockarena

    Ok – Christine wins first prize for being the biggest Shaun Cassidy fan, but I saw him in concert. When I was like 8. My best friend and I were chaperoned, of course, and my mom hated the music so much that she made us leave EARLY. You can imagine our devastation.

    But when Mini-mock goes to his first concert, I’m sure I’ll be all old and Ma’am like and be thinking, “These kids today. What kind of garbage are they listening too?” I already pull out the grown-up card when I see idiots with their pants around their knees, barely staying on, for the sake of fashion. :)

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  12. 12 Buckeye Bob

    I knew I was older when I went from “Get off my cloud” to “Get off my lawn”

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  13. 13 wordwych

    Thanks, Bob. I laugh-snorted coffee through my nose when I read your comment. (sniffle…reaching for another tissue)

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  14. 14 mlm

    The posters I had in my room around age 10 were: Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, John Travolta and Scott Baio. I also thought Barbara’s Italian boyfriend on “One Day at a Time” was cute, but they didn’t make posters of him. (note: Reminiscing about youth a desperate attempt to avoid being a grown-up, even though I watched the debate in its entirety and discussed things like health care with my husband)

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  15. 15 ER

    Buckeye Bob, that was totally hilarious. But I can completely relate, since we live near a jr. high and a high school, a lot of kids walk by our house and they’re not always nice to our property. Caught some girls just this morning destroying a rock from our retaining wall. I was fit to be tied. I thought, “seriously girls, you’ve been reduced to vandalism?” I didn’t say anything though – just stood there and let my presence be known. At 5’3″ I’m a pretty ominous woman :)

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  16. 16 elizabeth.

    Being a grown-up is a lot of work, and try as you might at fighting it, it just happens out of the blue and you wonder to yourself, “how could I let this happen?!?!”

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  17. 17 Sunshyndrmr

    I have a teenage step-daughter and find myself thinking things or saying things to her that my mom totally used to say to me or my siblings and then I stop and panic thinking “oh man, I totally sound like my mom.” but now I have more sympathy for all the crap she has to put up with.

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  18. 18 Tikker

    Poooo on Shaun Cassidy….what about Donny Osmond!!!!! Loved him amd would love to see him in concert with his bros.

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  19. 19 amanda

    I had the same crisis last night. I told my husband how much our old age was showing when we were both anxiously awaiting the VP debate. I’ve never EVER been interested in politics until now.

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  20. 20 Jenn

    I was an Andy Gibb girl, myself…

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  21. 21 Jordon

    Bob that was awesome!…Shaun Cassidy 50…frieghtening.

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  22. 22 mlm

    Jenn, how could I forget about Andy Gibb?!?!?!?!? I had about 4 or 5 posters of his in the mix, too!

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  23. 23 shortblur

    TOTALLY Shaun Cassidy. But despite my true love for him, I could never say “I do” because of his freaky Adam’s Apple. I just could never get past it. It sticks out like a pencil point, didn’t you people ever notice? But he was right up there, with Davy Jones of course.

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  24. 24 rosie too

    OMG people! DAVID Cassidy was clearly the hotter brother. Although Shaun made an excellent vice-hottie (just a heartbeat away from hottest Cassidy). And Mock, sorry to hear about your early childhood concert trauma, but I truly believe it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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  25. 25 Mockarena

    Tikker – I had the Donny and Marie BARBIE DOLLS. Do you guys remember those? They were all purple and had fringe – brilliant!

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  26. 26 Zachary

    Okay, so I had to Google Image search 90% of these people to have any idea who they are.

    Also, does anyone else get a creepy incest vibe off Donny and Marie?

    And don’t feel bad, general Mockdockers, for watching the debate. I watched and enjoyed it and I’m 17, so you aren’t all that elderly-acting.

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  27. 27 rosie too

    LOVED the Donny and Marie dolls. Actually tried to post a link to a picture of them yesterday, but as I am computer impaired had no success. And let me just state for the record, looking at said dolls will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Donny is NOT a little bit rock n roll.

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