I seriously could not love them any more. You know what reports are saying they do to keep their skin looking awesome? They use BIRD POO on it.
It seems that they’ve been buying super expensive (of course!) Geisha Facials - which incorporate a paste made from nightingale poop. New York salons are just starting to offer this unique service, and Victoria is ALL ABOUT IT.
You know what’s fabulous about this? People will copy this. They will copy it, because these are the Beckhams, and they are awesome.
I wonder what product she uses to keep her spinal cord all sticky-outy like that. Cheese and rice, she can get a scoliosis exam from this picture.
In other ponderings, who the HECK decided to first apply nightingale poo to their face and say, “Oooh, this is JUST what my face has been needing!” Gross. I will not follow suit.
You can get a similar treatment at the beach while feeding seagulls.
Yeah, I read about this treatment in “Memoirs of a Geisha.” And in Dave Barry’s book about his trip to Japan.
What I don’t get is … David Beckham pays exhorbitant amounts of money to buy cream laced with nightingale guano, to keep his skin looking awesome. The same skin he has defiled with tattoos.
Apparently they just want to cover up with what they are already full of…that is besides themselves.
I don’t care if he sounds like Mike Tyson and may require a tampon every so often - he is a beautiful, yummy specimen to behold.
In my opinion, Beckham could have gotten larger boobs for his money.