What Do You Suppose This Smells Like?

This is one of the promotional poster thingies for Britney Spears’ new fragrance, Hidden Fantasy.  I am guessing that it probably smells like a combination of musk, doritos and chapstick.

Bunny and I were at an Ulta’s not terribly long ago, which, just like Sephora, is completely overwhelming and impossible to leave without spending tons of money on crap you don’t need but are CONVINCED will help you look like a supermodel.  Anyway, we were smelling all sorts of perfumes and came across one by Sarah Jessica Parker - I can’t recall the name of it but it smelled really good.  That is, until I sprayed it onto my wrist, at which point it smelled like chalk.  I don’t know what it is about my personal body chemistry and Sarah Jessica Parker’s perfume, but the two do not mix.

I also smelled some fragrance by Paris HIlton, and I am not making this up you guys - it was as if someone had figured out a way to liquefy and then bottle skank.  It’s not even that it smelled skanky - it just smelled like SKANK.

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4 Responses to “What Do You Suppose This Smells Like?”


  1. 1 Buckeye Bob

    I saw that at a store and asked the girl behind the counter what it smelled like. She thought for a minute then said, Pull my finger.

  2. 2 rosie too

    menthols, Red Bull, and feet.

  3. 3 boobalishus

    Bad Boy Bob

  4. 4 Wiggity

    Smells like teen spirit gone horribly wrong.

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