A detention slip for the family scrapbook

This one goes in the family scrapbook.

Michael Scott is very proud.

Hello mocks, long time, no post.

If this is authentic, how great is it that the school gave the student a copy of this slip?  In this digital age, Richard Avis’ will forever be known for this action.  Since there is no geographical/school information on the slip, I think Richard is safe from scenarios like this for the rest of his life.

  1. Applies for job
  2. HR does their usual google/facebook/myspace searches for “Richard Avis”
  3. HR finds this detention slip
  4. Richard Avis does not get the interview/job

The detention slip reminded me of my delinquent actions during my school days. I wish I had a good story to tell, but I don’t.  In the comments, fill the void, share your best delinquent story from middle or high school.

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7 Responses to “A detention slip for the family scrapbook”


  1. 1 MitchLovesTouchingCowBoobs

    HILARIOUS!

  2. 2 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    The guys at work are ALWAYS saying “That’s what she said.” It drives me crazy, because they do it even when I say something. And I have to remind them, I AM A SHE! Therefore it’s not funny.

    I bet Mitch’s parents laughed when he left the room after scolding him

  3. 3 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Why did I say Mitch? I mean Michael.

  4. 4 Buckeye Bob

    Yeah Olivia, That’s what she said.

  5. 5 Zachary

    We say that all the time.

    Once, my friend Sally said “Wait! I can’t remember where it goes!”

    Best…one…ever.

  6. 6 fishistix

    I was helping some friends move and just after moving the GIGANTIC 8,000 pound dreser my boyfriend said “oh my god, that was so big, I’m so tired now.” Of course you can all guess how I responded.

  7. 7 elizabeth.

    I don’t think that saying ever gets old.

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