The more muscular Madonna becomes, the more grossed out by her I am.
It’s late, you guys, and I’m having a brain fade, but I am CERTAIN that there is an awesome caption here, which includes the hands reaching up towards Madonna’s crotchular area. Mockdock love to the most creative/hilarious/inappropriate captioneer. GO!
Look ! Up on the stage. It’s a bird, It’s a plane, No it’s just some ugly old wrinkled thing.
Dude!! Is that a penis?
Why can’t you say crotch instead of “crotchular area”? Aren’t you like.. 40?
Great one Christine!
I for one love Mock-speak.
Dear Anonymous: Please understand that Mockarena’s use of the word “crotchular” is a natural part of the evolution of language, and in this comedic format is perfectly acceptable. The intention is to make the pubic region funny rather anatomical. It also serves to soften the initial crudeness of the word “crotch”. The use of “*-ular area” is also a phrase unique to Mockarena. It is a catchphrase of sorts, and she is allowed to use it at her discretion. To date, this catchphrase has been popular and recognizable amongst her following.
To clarify: Hush, we love Mock’s use of the -uler.
Secret photos of Tom Petty from the set of “Don’t Come Around Here No More” video. Next on TMZ…..
Wow Anonymous, did your brainular area come up with that, or was it your assular area?
“It’s not easy being lean.”
You guys are so awesome that it makes my heartular area hurt.
I’m headin’ to a weddin’ today, but will be back later to mock, and to bestow compliments onto the best captioneer. Right now, I’m having a hard time choosing!
“American Pie”
“put it back!!!”
Time for a song of our own… inspired by the hands reaching up..sing it to the tune of catch a falling star…..(heh- heh- pun intended)
Catch some sagging skin and put it in your pocket, then sell it on Ebay….
In ill-judged recognition of Guns’N'Roses’ famous former guitarist, Madonna reinvents herself as “Gash.”
Kind of looks like it could be Tom Petty in Drag.
IMHO, Rob has the best comment so far.
I’m going to agree with directorevil.
Rob, as totally disgusting as that was, you are today’s MOCKTACULAR CAPTIONEER.
YAAAAAAAAY ROB!
Awesome. I’m feelin’ the Mockdock love.
Dude looks like a lady!
I’m betting that guitar is mostly to cover her unslightly womanly bits. Seems impossible to hold a mic AND play a guitar.
The Sad Hatter
Olivia: You REALLY don’t want to see her play a solo.
Um, frogs have better looking legs than this.
It’S Alice Cooper!