Next weekend Mr. Bunny and I are going to a wedding. Contrary to lots of folks’ (mostly husbands) opinions about going to weddings, I love love love love LOVE them! Now that my own wedding day is long gone, going to other peoples’ weddings gives me a chance to renew my own marital spirit, reminisce about the magical ceremony Mr. Bunny and I shared, and stuff myself with cake.
However, there is one dark cloud that hangs over every wedding I attend: my pathetic dancing. Unlike my sister Mock, who was the star of her high school glee club (jazz hands ‘n everything!), in my formative years, I was much too busy listening to Ozzy and experimenting with marijuana to ever really learn how to dance. So I am always nervous whenever there is a chance I may need to put my boogie shoes on. To get an idea of how awful my dancing is, imagine a carrot having an epileptic seizure.
So imagine my delight at discovering this clip. I totally know all these moves!
Bunny is wrong. High school jazz hands did me no favors. I look like this when I dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oUl_Jvk_0
Bunny, I sympathize. I too was a pot smokin’ Ozzy fan, and totally suck at dancing! Oh well, we can’t be perfect at everything!
Bunny, you cannot possibly be worse than this guy…
http://www.glumbert.com/media/folkdance
I particularly love the funky chicken at around the 0:54 mark.
Believe it or not, nobody is watching you dance. Unless you see a camera pointed at you, no one is watching you. They’re all concerned about how they THEMSELVES look dancing. So long as you’re having fun, who cares? It’s not like the next time you see those particular people they’re gonna remember your dancing skills. Or lack their of. Get out there. Bust a move.
I feel for you, Bunny. I do not dance, either. I am graceful in the water, on roller/inline skates, or on horseback. Put me on my own two feet on dry land, and my photograph immediately appears under “KLUTZ” in the illustrated dictionary.
Hilarious vid, btw!
I loved the video Amanda! Bunny, just keep an eye out for cameras pointed your way, like Olivia said. Otherwise we’ll be in for a post from Mock beginning….an alert and astute Mockdocker sent this post……….and then we will all have to share the mocking!
Everyone knows you’re a phenomenal dancer, now I know you’re lying through your teeth.