Comments on: Lindsay Lohan Does Not Know How To Spray Tan http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:32:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: This Is A Good Idea (Snort). at The Mock Dock http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-17916 This Is A Good Idea (Snort). at The Mock Dock Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:46:25 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-17916 [...] Guess what!  Lindsay Lohan is coming out with her own self-tanner product, called The Stay Gold Collection.  I find this hilarious, because of this.  [...] [...] Guess what!  Lindsay Lohan is coming out with her own self-tanner product, called The Stay Gold Collection.  I find this hilarious, because of this.  [...]

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]]> By: amanda http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10392 amanda Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:29:31 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10392 My mistake, Jenn. She must have been pulling a Michael Jackson and done the one-handed glove thing. My mistake, Jenn. She must have been pulling a Michael Jackson and done the one-handed glove thing.

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]]> By: Jenn http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10352 Jenn Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:18:34 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10352 Her left hand must have been involved too, because it's as white as her ankles. Her left hand must have been involved too, because it’s as white as her ankles.

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]]> By: amanda http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10333 amanda Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:12:39 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10333 Socks and kneepads. Her tanning issues stem from wearing socks and kneepads at very inappropriate times. :P Socks and kneepads. Her tanning issues stem from wearing socks and kneepads at very inappropriate times. :P

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]]> By: wordwych http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10321 wordwych Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:10:13 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10321 Any temptation I may have ever had in regards to getting a spray-on tan has now been totally destroyed, Mock. ;-) As for Lindsey, maybe her feet are white because there's no blood getting to them? She looks like she's wedged into those CFM heels pretty tightly. Love the bra strap showing. Really, that just makes a one-shouldered outfit look sooo classy. Maybe she saw the snarky comments about her last "I'm gonna go bra-less with my sheer top" photo and decided to keep her nips under wraps. Any temptation I may have ever had in regards to getting a spray-on tan has now been totally destroyed, Mock. ;-)

As for Lindsey, maybe her feet are white because there’s no blood getting to them? She looks like she’s wedged into those CFM heels pretty tightly. Love the bra strap showing. Really, that just makes a one-shouldered outfit look sooo classy. Maybe she saw the snarky comments about her last “I’m gonna go bra-less with my sheer top” photo and decided to keep her nips under wraps.

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]]> By: Rachel http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10320 Rachel Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:09:46 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10320 As a redhead, I'm going to have debunk that "real tan" myth. Sorry. As a redhead, I’m going to have debunk that “real tan” myth. Sorry.

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]]> By: rosie too http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10318 rosie too Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:58:09 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10318 Oh Mockarena, you sweet naif...celebrities do not spray tan themselves. They hire minions to do so for them. Looks like she pissed off the wrong aesthetician, though. Completely agree about Mystic Tan. I went a few times but decided I was more likely to die from Mystic Tan related lung disease than skin cancer. Also, it made me look like I had eaten too many carrots. Oh Mockarena, you sweet naif…celebrities do not spray tan themselves. They hire minions to do so for them. Looks like she pissed off the wrong aesthetician, though.

Completely agree about Mystic Tan. I went a few times but decided I was more likely to die from Mystic Tan related lung disease than skin cancer. Also, it made me look like I had eaten too many carrots.

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]]> By: Olivia J. Snarkypants http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohan-does-not-know-how-to-spray-tan/comment-page-1/#comment-10312 Olivia J. Snarkypants Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:02:41 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=4245#comment-10312 MAYBE that's a real tan and she was wearing socks. Maybe she was mowing the lawn. Yeah, I don't buy that either. She did it all wrong and her feet look like she has frost bite. MAYBE that’s a real tan and she was wearing socks. Maybe she was mowing the lawn. Yeah, I don’t buy that either. She did it all wrong and her feet look like she has frost bite.

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