Seriously. Well, it might as well be a made up amount. Some idiot is suing Bon Jovi for $400 BILLION dollars. Why, you ask? Well, Plagiarism of course. Not since the days of Queen/David Bowie versus Vanilla Ice has a plagiarism lawsuit been this ridiculous… or RiDONKulous.
Some idiot wants $100,000 PER CD SOLD because he says Jovi sampled some song used to promote John Kerry in 2004 in Jon’s song, “I love this town.”
Apparently no one told Dr. Evil that 400 Billion is a bit high to ask for. Doubt that those tight jeans above carry a wallet with that much cashola.
I would like to take this opportunity to say how much I am in love with Jon Bon Jovi. He’s yummy.
Ouch, I wonder if they thought that through…Er, I mean with all of their notoriety and such I’m such the courts will hand them Bon Jovi’s entire estate.
Wow, this makes that class action suit filed against Janet Jackson over the Nipplegate ‘wardrobe malfunction’ thing a few years back seem like a wholly just and legitimate exercise of our legal system, doesn’t it?
I should sue the Sharpie permanent marker people for stealing my “Write out loud” motto. I’ve been saying that for years, and suddenly they’re saying it and selling pens. Think $10K per pen is too much to ask for?
He’s probably just hoping Bon Jovi will throw him $10K to go away without bringing this to court.
John Kerry is an alien, right?
I agree with Jenn – he’s hoping for a settlement. I think Jon Bon Jovi is soooooooooooooo frickin’ hot! He’s STILL hot after being in the business for more than 20 years! I thought I wouldn’t like when he cut all of his pretty hair off, but his hotness transcends hair!
P.S. – Like I said before, I was a total 80′s headbanger. I had that poster Dame posted!
That’s the kind of guy you just want to squeeze his neck until his head pops like a pimple. Why didnt’ he ask for 700 billion? Idiot.