Proof That If You’re A Big Enough Skank, You Too Can Get A TV Show

Daisy, one of the rejects from Rock of Love (not to be confused with Daisy, my VP) is getting her own show, creatively named Daisy of Love.  The premise is the same, which is to say that it’s going to be about a skanky person making out with like 30 other skanky people and then acting all emotional and dramatic about all of them.

(I will totally watch this.  Someone help me.)
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11 Responses to “Proof That If You’re A Big Enough Skank, You Too Can Get A TV Show”


  1. 1 Ka-Duh

    She looks like she’s practicing to look like Renee Zellemonsucker.

  2. 2 ER

    Tattoos on her neck?! Yuck!

  3. 3 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I bet she still shops in the Junior section. Skank.

  4. 4 emariln

    how old is too old to shop in the juniors section?

  5. 5 amanda

    I hated her on Rock of Love. All she did was cry and constantly name-drop. Her uncle is some famous boxer, she dated CC Deville, and probably Tommy Lee if I am not mistaken. Yes, I loved Rock of Love. I and II. Please help me, too. ;)

  6. 6 Christine

    I agree with Amanda, Daisy is one messed up chick. She is about 24 years old or so, but she has lived the life of a 60 year old whore.

  7. 7 Punky

    She was also with Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. She’s just a groupie with disease crawling off of her. I too love Rock of Love. I have a problem!

  8. 8 Daisy

    She stole my name. Skanky ho.

  9. 9 Punky

    I loved how she tried to say she lived in a ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT with her “ex-boyfriend,” but they weren’t sleeping together. I bet there was no sleeping going on! You know what I couldn’t wrap my mind around in Rock of Love? The fact that Bret Michaels would make out with one girl after another without brushing his teeth or using mouth wash, and the other girls were in line to do it! EEEEW! One of the skanks, I mean girls, covered his mouth when he went in to kiss her. I can’t remember her name, but I wanted her to win!

  10. 10 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Women should stop shopping in the Junior section at the very latest by age 23. Just because you CAN fit into those odd-number sized clothing doesn’t mean you should. Women’s sizes are even numbered. By 23, you are a woman. Junior clothing is for high school and women stuck in the high school years.

    Shopping in the Junior section doesn’t make you a skank; being Daisy de la Hoya makes you a skank.

  11. 11 sln

    and I also have to be numbered among those that watched Rock of Love and I don’t think I’ll be able to resist Daisy. I need help as well.
    I watched an episode of “Charm School” Rock of Love last night and it wasn’t as amusing as I had hoped.

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