Comments on: We all knew this was coming…

By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:53:49 +0000

Bob – I DO need a Tahitian ambassador. You will need to set up an embassy over there, which includes Presidential Quarters for when I arrive for my bi-monthly visits. Camp David really isn’t my style.

By: Daisy

Daisy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:18:54 +0000

Our stance on education? Yes, we believe in it.

By: Buckeye Bob

Buckeye Bob — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:32:01 +0000

Well Mock, You’re going to need a new ambassador to Tahiti. I have mastered the art of diplomacy to the point of being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a manner they look forward to the trip. And although I would have to stay in the tropical paradise most of the time and suffer immensely for the huge salary I would be collecting while worried about all the poor people in other countries doing without, I would sacrifice and serve.

By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:04:42 +0000

I will indeed consider you for my cabinet, angry_broad.

As for the concert details, I’m afraid that’s classified. But I want to assure the American people, Robbie Williams can do everything I’ve promised. He’s a change you can believe in.

By: angry_broad

angry_broad — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:05:25 +0000

All I ask is for a Cabinet post. Secretary of Cute-as-Hell, maybe?

One question, Madame President: how would the Robbie Williams concert help with global warming? He’s too damn hot.

By: Thank God For Re-Runs at The Mock Dock

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By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:59:59 +0000

Excellent map, rosie too.

I would also like my constituents to know that if elected, I promise to use every executive power I have to prevent Jessica Simpson from ever butchering Robbie Williams’ Angels ever again.

I’m Mockarena, and I approve this message.

By: rosie too

rosie too — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:31:26 +0000

With that clearly elucidated plan (plus bonus points for plagiarism) I’m completely on board.

Have your first map for you:

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Would you perhaps like a bake sale fundraiser? And by bake sale I mean siphoning funds from the Girl Scout cookies I must sell for my 3rd grader.

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Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:47:16 +0000

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By: Wiggity

Wiggity — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:48:18 +0000

I shall get busy collecting and donating maps for your cause, so that children everywhere will be able to find The Iraq and South Africa on a map, such as it were.