You Know Who’s Not Pretty?

Fergie.  I know this is harsh, but you guys, Fergie is a hag.  Plain and simple.  And when she’s not a hag, she’s a transvestite.  Either way, what she’s NOT is pretty.  I really think that Josh Duhamel, who IS pretty, has to be gay.  Because there is no way that Fergie was born without a penis.  And I think that on any given evening, if you walked in on them, at the home which they share, you’d find two gay people genuinely enjoying each other’s penises.

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9 Responses to “You Know Who’s Not Pretty?”


  1. 1 Dawn

    Finally. Thank you!

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  2. 2 Wendy

    Someone else noticed! You also noticed Cameron Diaz the other day.

    Apparently if you are impossibly thin and dress like a floozie, you are “hot”. Note even peeing in your own pants on stage or getting into physical altercations at fancy black-tie Hollywood parties will dissuade today’s teenagers.

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  3. 3 Brandy

    Ugh, look at her turkey neck. I don’t get the attraction either. What DO her fans see?

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  4. 4 Daisy

    I didn’t think women in the L.A. vicinity were ALLOWED to have a neck waddle. This picture will liberate all of those oppressed neck waddles to let their waddles waddle freely. Monumental.

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  5. 5 Punky

    Does anyone else see the old lady pucker, and the gray hair peeking out from her roots?

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  6. 6 Bunny

    I totally thought this was Kirstie Alley at first. Yikes! Fergie does have some lady lumps…but they aren’t lovely…and they are technically referred to as jowls, I believe.

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  7. 7 amanda

    Hey look, it’s Fugly-Fug! ;)

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  8. 8 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Further proof that meth is some bad stuff.

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  9. 9 Zachary

    Okay, I am one of the teenagers you speak of, Wendy, and I am one of the few that find those actions totally disgusting.

    Do you remember when she did that performance “for the children” on the Today Show, but her pants were skin-tight? They were tighter than skin-tight, actually. They were like bone-tight.

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