Fergie. I know this is harsh, but you guys, Fergie is a hag. Plain and simple. And when she’s not a hag, she’s a transvestite. Either way, what she’s NOT is pretty. I really think that Josh Duhamel, who IS pretty, has to be gay. Because there is no way that Fergie was born without a penis. And I think that on any given evening, if you walked in on them, at the home which they share, you’d find two gay people genuinely enjoying each other’s penises.
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Finally. Thank you!
Someone else noticed! You also noticed Cameron Diaz the other day.
Apparently if you are impossibly thin and dress like a floozie, you are “hot”. Note even peeing in your own pants on stage or getting into physical altercations at fancy black-tie Hollywood parties will dissuade today’s teenagers.
Ugh, look at her turkey neck. I don’t get the attraction either. What DO her fans see?
I didn’t think women in the L.A. vicinity were ALLOWED to have a neck waddle. This picture will liberate all of those oppressed neck waddles to let their waddles waddle freely. Monumental.
Does anyone else see the old lady pucker, and the gray hair peeking out from her roots?
I totally thought this was Kirstie Alley at first. Yikes! Fergie does have some lady lumps…but they aren’t lovely…and they are technically referred to as jowls, I believe.
Hey look, it’s Fugly-Fug!
Further proof that meth is some bad stuff.
Okay, I am one of the teenagers you speak of, Wendy, and I am one of the few that find those actions totally disgusting.
Do you remember when she did that performance “for the children” on the Today Show, but her pants were skin-tight? They were tighter than skin-tight, actually. They were like bone-tight.