How Do You Measure Up? at The Mock Dock

How Do You Measure Up?

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on October 14, 2008

. Tags: condometric.

For all the guys curious about the size of their penilular areas AND concerned about disease and pregnancy prevention, you’re in luck. Now there is FINALLY a product which allows you to do both simultaneously. It’s the Condometric!!

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9 Responses to “How Do You Measure Up?”

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1 Lost Sailor
October 14, 2008 at 9:23 pm

They make those in a yard? (see I’m trying to say my penis is big, get it?)
2 wordwych
October 14, 2008 at 10:32 pm

Riiiight, Sailor. Got it.

I really need to find a box of these things for my office’s Dirty Santa gift swap at the annual holiday party. These would be perfect!!!
3 Sarafimm
October 14, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Don’t need to know how big it is, need to know that he knows how to use what he’s got for MY pleasure!!
4 KittyThePooka
October 15, 2008 at 11:23 am

Hah! What a cute idea! I don’t know if I’d trust it in the condomular area tho, it looks like it wouldn’t hold up. Still, adorable!
5 fishistix
October 15, 2008 at 11:35 am

lol kitty…adorable? really?
6 megan yore
October 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm

HAHAA i like these.
im surprised they aren’t more popular. or maybe they are and I just wouldn’t know it…

whats more amazing tho is if you go to the website… (b/c i just HAD to) ..there is an add for animal shaped rubber bands. and they are breath taking
7 Punky
October 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm

I agree with Sarafimm - know how to use what ya got to turn me on! Unless you’re Verne Troyer. Think his mini-me even registers?

I am going to hell, and I have a chair by the fire!
8 R
October 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm

It looks like one of those Playtex bottles with the bag inserts that has been flattened. So the first thing I though was, “I wonder how many ounces of formula it holds.”

The second thing I thought was, “I’ll bet this is payback to the guys who think they have nine inches.”
9 Olivia J. Snarkypants
October 15, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I get the novelty, but what I don’t get is why there would be more than one in a box. Seems like if a dude measured in at less than 6″ he’d not likely want to be reminded of that. Or is it for guys that want to track their daily changes like women do when they weigh themselves everyday just to see if they’ve lost even a tiny amount of weight? Oh, is that just me?