You remember when Dame posted her plea for Halloween costume ideas? Thanks to everyone for all of your suggestions - we are still considering all of our options. This evening, I am happy to report that we have definitely ruled OUT a costume which I saw on line earlier. It’s after the jump, and I just need to warn you, it’s not safe for work. It’s not even safe for life. It’s like the worst costume ever.
Yeah. You know what this needs? This needs a good caption. You guys are good at captions. GO!
Uhmmmm…
(speechless)
“No, I said my costume was going to be kind of like a porcupine.”
One man orgy, anyone?
“World class plant biologist Alvin P. Throckmorton knew he’d very specifically said ‘prickly pear cactus’ when describing his costume idea to the Project Runway contestant. Sadly, the designer put her own spin on the creation, and given the late hour at which Alvin’s costume was delivered, he had no choice but to wear it to the the 23rd Annual Plant Biologist Halloween Ball and Seedling Swap Meet.”
Sorry I’m late guys, I got stuck in Paris.
OR “Prick or Treat”
It takes balls to wear something like that! That costume would scare the willies out of anyone! Only a d*ck would show up wearing this getup at a party! Bet his last name is Johnson! Maybe he’s going to a ****fight!
Okay that’s all I got right now.
Punky-that is great!!!!
And as usual, Joe shows up being ****y as always.
I’m not going back in there, that place gave me the willy’s.
Sorry Punky, I realized you used that already after I posted.
has anyone seen my condometrics?!
What a d*ckhead! When he pees, he must look like a fountain! Bet it takes all day to scratch his balls!
Okay, I think I’m fianlly tapped!
Megan, I totally cracked up when I read your post!
Don’t worry Bob, you’re forgiven. Next time it’s your turn!
“i said all hands on DECK,
leave Dick alone!”
I don’t see any hair. It must take him all day to shave.
Quality, not quantity.
Also, the one in the crotch could possibly be real if we didn’t know how insecure this guy is in himself.
Honestly, you’d have to be super-insecure with your own masculinity to overcompensate this much
This guy’s a total prick.
Looks like one fell off his right lower leg. Hmmm….wonder where it went?