So Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. FOR REAL. It’s not even just a rumor anymore, because her representative has confirmed it. I don’t know about you all, but I’m surprised. And by surprised I mean can you even believe that they lasted for over SEVEN YEARS?! That’s like a golden anniversary in Hollywood.
You know what I bet was the final straw? The fact that she wore gunshoes the other night.














Mock, I almost emailed you about those gun shoes! I normally hate high heels, but those are crazy enough for me to want to wear.
Oh, and about the divorce, I’m just stunned. Almost as stunned as I was when Clay Aiken came out. These celebs really must stop doing things like this to me.
What kind of statement is she trying to make with those shoes? Is she holding the floor hostage? I’m really shocked about this divorce, and when Matt, Ben and George come out of the closet, I will pretend to be equally shocked.
Wiggity-and Robbie Williams? Sorry, Mock, I couldn’t resist.
Do I need to post the Rachel Hunter pics again? Do I? Because you know I am MORE THAN HAPPY to post those pics every day all day.

Nah, I’ll be the gun shoes were her last attempt to entice him. But, alas, Guy had hoped to marry a real woman rather than a frog-legged freak eager to expose her lack of couth.
She should wear those while flying.
ha-ha. I was just reading this an my friend looks over and says, “whats wrong here legs?!?”
At which time I immediately clicked over and showed him “Madonna has frog legs”.
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/10/madonna-has-frog-legs/
Here is another picture of the gun shoes. http://www.gizmodiva.com/fashion/chanels_gun_shoes.php