You Know What I Have Always Hated?

That obnoxious trend that hip hoppers and teenage boys have of wearing pants so low that it defies logic how they even stay up at all.  I HATE that.  Whenever I see it, I just want to go up behind the person in question and yank the pants the rest of the way down and scream obscenities at him.  HATE.

HOWEVER, I will submit to you that for the most part, people who wear their pants in this way typically do so with an oversized shirt, such that all you see is the oversized shirt, and the crotchular area of the pants at around knee-level.  So, at least from a decency standpoint, they are typically ok.

But LOOK at this dude.

I don’t have any idea what’s going on here, except that my eyes are still pissed off at me.  I can’t tell if this dude was going for the hip-hop low-pant thing, or if his pants simply slipped down his HUGE ASS when he bent over the counter.  Either way, eew.

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13 Responses to “You Know What I Have Always Hated?”


  1. 1 Wiggity

    That has got to be the most unusual arse crack I’ve ever seen. His body shape does not allow a pair of pants to stay up in a normal way. Gravity is definitely working against this guy

  2. 2 Seth

    I like how he is standing next to a possibly “normal” sized individual. Perhaps suspenders next time..

  3. 3 Sarafimm

    Eeeewwwwwwwww!

    Say it with me people!

    Say … No … To … Crack!!

  4. 4 Christine

    Lookes like he is either picking out a lottery ticket or scratching one off. If he wins he can go buy a belt!

  5. 5 Pris

    The worst of it is the thought that he doesn’t wear underwear…

  6. 6 ER

    Dude needs overalls not jeans!

  7. 7 Crabby

    His arsular crack looks like it could swallow the poor little thing standing next to him.

  8. 8 red

    crack kills!

  9. 9 megan yore

    i think his jeans ate his undies. like when your shoe eats your sock..
    but seriously how much would you LOVE to be the person who snapped this shot…so much fun

  10. 10 Buckeye Bob

    Can you picture walking by and tossing your chewing gum right on target?

  11. 11 Zachary

    Also, most people not only wear a long shirt but also wear their underwear at a decent level.

    Of course, I actually love this trend. It looks ridiculous and I don’t do it and never have, because I know it looks stupid, but I do enjoy seeing other people walking around the mall or school like this. It gives life a bit of excitement, knowing that these people’s pants are GOING to fall down and I can point and laugh.

    And, Megan Yore, I totally love the person who took this picture.

  12. 12 fieldstone133

    I worked at Juvenile Detention fresh out of college…my favorite memory? We had an intake of a 14 year old, whose pants were hanging low, boxers floating in the breeze, thought he was King Cool. Decided to break and run from the officers across the parking lot with his hands cuffed behind him, pants dropped and he did the worst face skid I’ve ever, ever seen. I think I nearly wet myself laughing. He escaped Juv Detention center with a trip to the ER. This guy should never try to make a break for it!

  13. 13 Cynicat

    Ok, WHAT.THE.HELL.
    HOW does this guy NOT feel a breeze right there? How does he not CARE??? EWWWWWWWWW

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