Lara Flynn Boyle Has Issues

What the heck has happened to her?  She used to be all angular and sharp edged and sophisticated looking. And now she looks all puffy.  Yuck.  And before you start commenting on how tacky it is that she went to a red carpet event barefoot, there is something you should see.  After the jump, there’s a possible explanation for why she couldn’t find shoes.  But I’m warning you, you can’t unsee it.

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13 Responses to “Lara Flynn Boyle Has Issues”


  1. 1 Sethro

    That toe doesn’t look that long in the other photo, it looks longer but not that freakishly long. Shouldn’t she have money enough to have custom shoes built?

  2. 2 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Looks like someone just surgically attached a thumb to her foot. And her nail looks infected.

  3. 3 Candice

    I remember seeing an article and picture of her toe problem when she was still dating Jack Nicholson and you’re right it’s strange, but oh well. I don’t think she’s pretty here by a long shot, but neither did I like her when she was in the Three Terrors: Calista, Lara, and Portia. Isn’t there a happy medium she could find? Ack.

  4. 4 Buckeye Bob

    Yeah, the toe is photoshopped big time.

  5. 5 Wiggity

    Lara needs a lesson from V.Beck. There’s no excuse for going without shoes, that just looks stupid.

  6. 6 Brothertonhouse

    Could be real….Irish folks have toe issues.

  7. 7 Kamikaze Kitty

    If it isn’t shopped—eeew. *shudders* Also the thought of the potential nail fungus she has–gross.

  8. 8 Sarafimm

    It’s got to be photo shopped because her toes are aligned in the far away pic and the coloration doesn’t look correct on the super long toe version.

  9. 9 Punky

    She has that whole Renee Zellweger squinty look down pat!

  10. 10 Biscuit Tin

    You know what? I bet she plays a hell of a kickball game.

  11. 11 Mockarena

    Biscuit Tin – are you trying to hurt me? Is that what you’re doing? You know I’m sensitive about the kickball issue. :D

  12. 12 megan yore

    im with buckeye bob and snarkypants.
    and even without the mutant toe, its still so tacky and gross to go without shoes. that is totally something britney would have done a few months ago. except if the red carpet was a gas station bathroom..

  13. 13 Vicumar

    I think that she is very nice barefoot

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