Raquel Welch, who I believe is about 142 years old now, is no longer able to stand without support, apparently. I think it’s less about her age than it is the weight of her boobular area. Those things are HEAVY.
She’s had like 4500 plastic surgeries I’m sure – but she looks damn good for 142.


I don’t think it’s the breast weight. I mean, if Dolly can stand up, so can Raquel. Raquel’s clothes aren’t even immovably skin-tight!
(Also, Mockarena, did you get my e-mail? Wasn’t it creepy/funny?)
Dang, Zachary, I have no idea what your email was, but now I’m dying to know–and it wasn’t even to me! Who doesn’t abhore/adore creepy/funny? Share!
He sent me a monk-Email. Have you seen those? So hilarious!