I don’t know about you all, but I think this get-up looks really uncomfortable. And I suppose that’s the whole point of the “M” in S&M. Whoever has him on the leash is sadistic all right, but mostly for exposing this dude in PUBLIC where innocent people like us mockdockers are subjected to seeing him.
I hate myself for saying this, but I kinda want to know what this looks like from behind. Admit it – you kinda do too. You know you do.
uh, i think there is already i guy looking at this guys behind!
looks like he’s gonna hurl!
is that a can around his rocket?
eeww!
I care less about what it looks like from behind and more about WHY someone is wearing this in public. It’s not even S&M convention public, but normal dress-average people public. ::shudder::
He obviously just wanted to show off his body. All he can do now is run to the end of his chain and bark.
This has to be some kind of self-esteem class. As you see, there is nowhere to go but up from here.
Wiggity has got a point there!
That’s just not right. Why is it always unsavory looking people who are into s & m? Why can’t it be drop dead gorgeous men? It’s always the ones who look like pedophiles.
Where have I seen that outfit before?
…
OH, YEAH!
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/11/do-not-fk-with-janet-jackson/
Because us drop-dead gorgeous men aren’t freaky.
Seriously, ER, think about it. A pain fetish and a kid fetish. The freaks are attracted to them. That’s why S&Mers look like pedophiles. They’re both in the general “fetisher” category.
I’ll never be able to eat ham again.
Oh, Buckeye, I spent four hours making homemade clam chowder and almost sprayed it on my monitor and keyboard thanks to you. Now all I can picture is Freaky Deaky Man barking.
I was just wondering the same thing, Rachel. Why is he dressed like this when there are other perfectly “normal” looking people behind him, and what is holding the chain? I was just checking back one more time before beddy-bye… I’m going to have nightmares now… ::full-body creep-out::
I hope his lil wanker doesn’t get cold and stick to that metal.
Are his guys parts in a BEER CAN?!
This is absolutely, ridiculously, God-awful.
I mean, really. I don’t understand why he’s not wearing Victoria Beckham’s spiky-shoes.
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/10/18/victoria-does-it-again/
That has to be painful on the chainular area.
MY EYES!! Do you see how squished his nippular areas are?! Why, for the love of God, why!!!!!
Hmmm… I put a comment on here last night, but it doesn’t look like it posted…
Stoopid Comment, Take Two:
We’ve seen this before: http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/11/do-not-fk-with-janet-jackson/
The best I can figure is that the “outfit” was designed and measured when he wasn’t so fat. Perhaps a final fitting would have been appropriate, like brides get in their gown. He looks like he’s all squished into it and has to hunch over because it’s too small. Except for the Silver Bullet, that looks like it’s fitting well.
Not that I really want to know, but I have to ask it – Where are his pubes? Did they run away screaming?
I want to know who or what is on the other end of the leash. I mean, who carries this little guy around in public? Are the dressed for the S&M convention too? I cant stand not knowing these things…
this guy looks like he could give the dude from the most random picture ever a run for his money. im not sure which is better, metal bikini or leopard print with helmet…