So my husband came home last night and asked “have you ever heard of Leroy Jenkins?” and I said, “well, no, no I haven’t.” He then said, “I thought you considered yourself a blogger?” Touche. Anywhoo, I’m sure every one of you have seen this, but for the people like me who have apparently been living in a hole for awhile, you gotta see this.
Let me set this up. This is a video of people playing “World of Warcraft” which is basically a way for IT guys and non-girlfriend-having teens to simulate battle scenes with made up characters. Imagine each of these guys sitting approxiately 3.33 feet (repeating of course) away from their computers alone in their studio apartments or their parent’s basements. It kills me how much thinking and talking goes into one battle. Until Leroy comes along. I love this so much I had to watch it over and over. I kept imagining those guys from “Big Bang Theory” (yes, I watch that show and like it) when I heard these guys talk. Enjoy!
Here he is in all his preciousness. LOOK at how gorgeous she is. This is the perfect amount of make-up for her, really. There is no reason for her to Christina Aguilerify herself. In fact, there’s no reason for Christina Aguilera to Christina Aguilerify herself all the time either – because both of these women look better with waaaaay less make-up.
So many alert and astute mockdockers lately – I can barely keep up with you all. Thanks for continuing to send in stuff. Even if not all of it gets posted, you have to know that I am reading every single email and being totally amused by all of them. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. Even the haters, who inexplicably come back even when they dramatically say they won’t, and continue to read my stuff. Even you guys are awesome in your own special way.
Anyway. Imagine my confusion at receiving this photo in my inbox today. I mean, aside from the fact that clearly this girl uses a pitchfork to comb her hair, what in the holy hell is going on with her shirt? And stop looking at her boobular area. That’s not the point of this post. You guys are perverts. THEY’RE NOT REAL.
Seriously – what is the point of the open areas of this “shirt?” I am anxious to hear your theories. GO.
Someone sent this to me earlier today and as much as I hate moveon.org, I think this is completely and utterly hilarious. Unfortunately, it doesn’t let you get away with not using a separate first and last name, so a slight modification had to be made, but you’ll get the idea.
It may load automatically, so it’s after the jump. Enjoy!!
Awwww. Look how cute! Linda Hogan is carrying her 19 year old boyfriends’ skateboard for him. (puke)
I guess it’s something that they are still together, after aaaaalll these weeks. By the time he matures enough to realize how totally gross this is, she’ll be in a nursing home, so I suppose it’ll all work out in the end.
Can someone please explain Dina Lohan’s footwear? They’re not shoes, and yet they’re not really boots. They’re more like a blend of the two. They’re shoots. It kinda looks like Dina took a pair of plain old beige heels and then wrapped a whole bunch of leftovers from Pat Benatar’s Love is a Battlefield video wardrobe around them. And don’t even get me started on Ali’s Dances With Wolves boots.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me the following video about girls who go grabblin’. I LOVE this. I’m pretty sure one of the prerequisites for success in grabblin’ is a drawl, which makes me supremely unqualified. That and the fact that I would never ever ever put my hand in a murky fish-filled hole in the water.
But you know who could probably do this with ease? Sarah Palin. Even without the drawl.
My favorite part is when the one chick says, “I love it when they start kicking you in the head.” LOVE.
So this is some chick who has now officially become the person in the world who has spent the most on/had the most plastic surgeries. She’s 49, and has apparently had over 100 surgeries to keep her looking like a barbie doll.
I don’t know what types of surgeries she’s had specifically, but NOWHERE in the article does it say she underwent any sort of headshrinking procedure, even though that is what it looks like in this photo. Her head looks totally photoshopped onto that body, doesn’t it?
I was looking at this picture of Jessica Simpson, and thinking she looked about four hundred billion years old, and that she reminded me of an older actress that I just couldn’t place, so I said to Mr. Mock, “Hey honey – does this remind you of anyone?”
And Mr. Mock said, “Yeah – that really tall lady from The Golden Girls.” And I said, “Maude???” Yes. I said it in italics. And not because I didn’t agree with him, but because I actually knew the name of the tall lady from the Golden Girls.
This is totally something Maude would wear. And frankly, she’d probably look a lot better in it than Jessica McRobbieSongKiller.
I love all the crazy color names that catalogs like the old Spiegel just made up, out of thin air, when normal color names like “red” and “blue” weren’t good enough. Do you remember how crazy the names were? Even Crayola, with their burnt sienna, went a little overboard. But I loved it.
Daisy wore a shirt to work one day that was the same color as Kate Hudson’s dress above. And Daisy is hot, so she looks good in anything (and I say that with my heterosexuality intact), but regardless, I hate this color. I asked her, “What color IS that, actually?” and she said, “I think it’s chartreuse, right?”
She was right, of course. But after some consideration, I decided that “chartreuse” didn’t really capture the essence of this color.
I’ve renamed it “crapeuse” because I think that more accurately describes it. And whether it’s on Daisy or Kate Hudson or anyone else, I am officially not a fan.
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