An alert and astute mockdocker sent me an article about Pariah Carey arriving in London for a performance she’s going to do on The X-Factor. She will be there for 3 days. Do you know what she brought with her for her 3-day stay?
TWENTY SEVEN PIECES OF LUGGAGE.
I am not making this up.
I’m a chronic overpacker, as Mr. Mock would gladly tell anyone who will listen, because by default he ends up having to haul all my crap around whenever we go anywhere. But seriously – twenty seven bags? For three days?
I hate that wretched cow. And because I hate her, here’s a picture of her when she was fatter.
Wow, she’s looking thicker than ever.
BTW, Mock, *major* LOVE for your pet name for this creature.
Diva diva diva…..agree with ya Mock… HATE!
My big gripe is that she’s what — 55, 60 — but acts like she’s 25. Gives those of us who are actually 25 a bad name.
Let’s start a club. I hate her too. Last night we rented “Don’t Mess With the Zohan” and she was in it. Yuck.
That was New Year’s Eve last year or the year before, wasn’t it? Hope she likes her boytoy – if her money train ever dries up, he’s out of there.
Perez Hilton has a vid of her on some English show sounding horrendous…
She is 38 years old.
Twenty-seven bags? As if. She’d be fine with 26 bags if she didn’t have to pack her huband in one. Psshht.
Doesn’t look like she’s been missing any meals lately.
Really, how much room can her clothes possibly take up? She is always barely dressed. Has anyone EVER seen a picture of her where her boobs weren’t showing? She’ll be standing in the snow mid winter in a bikini top, mini skirt, and open fur coat. And further, how does she not notice how much older and desperate this makes her look?
And it’s LONDON. It’s not like she can’t find some place to shop if she forgot something.
Thanks for the fat pic, Mock. Don’t think I could have stood another recent lovey-dovey picture with her and her new toy/husband.
Miss Piggy could totally cast Pariah in the biopic of her life.
This is an old picture of her. The funny thing is, if an average woman was this size they would be considered a normal weight. But on a celebrity this is concidered fat.
Here is a pic of her on E!Online today. Obviously someone needs to direct her to the closet Victoria’s Secret or Sears, even.
Mariah Carey
Oh, Rachel, you’re right. I had a law professor once who told us during a lecture, “Never buy clothes at a store famous for its tools.” But Mariah Carey could use a track suit from Sears!
That’s absolutely horrendous (the 27 bags of luggage). Did she pack any sort of support for the girls anywhere in there? Rachel’s pic shows them squirrelling as fast as they can for the pits or the knees. Serious support issues.
Is she trying to poop, or to not poop?