…that Pariah Carey SUCKED ASS at the performance in London which required 27 pieces of luggage. BEHOLD – the worst performance of Hero EVER.
You can flutter your hand around your face all you want, Mariah, but it’s not helping.
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I bet Simon wishes he could give his honest opinion on that performance. Can’t you just see him saying, “That was horrendous, Mariah! SORRY”
Wow – she sounds terribly choppy!
I could get rich from people hiring me NOT to sing. But if I added that version of Mariah as my back-up singer, I could be a gajillionaire in no time!
I’m hoping she just has a cold and hasn’t lost her voice. But her last album proved that she doens’t sing anymore, so…
I am willing bet she had a cold when she sang this. Her voice is a good octives lower than usual and she isn’t able to sing in her normal range. When she tries to get higher you can just hear how thick her vocal cords are. Even then this diva still gets a huge applause.