We haven’t heard much from Heigly McSmokeypants in quite awhile. Well, from this photo we can clearly see what she has been doing since her 15 minutes of fame ended. But hey, before you all write me nasty comments about leaving celebrities who eat like normal people alone, and how my above sentence is contributing to the national epidemic of body image esteem dysfunctions, blah blah blah….I know full well that she is a very thin and attractive woman. I still think it’s hilarious when she is photographed in a way that makes her look like a 14 year old drama club president who has caught her monthly mensies.
Now that that is settled, let me explain a bit what The Heigler was doing for her birthday. Apparently her husband (pictured below looking quite douchey) took her out for her 30th birthday and treated her to a “Old Hollywood Glam” type event. And then, in the classiest of ways, she wanted to make a public stop at the local Mcee D’s. Not only did she make sure the paps were there, she left the door of her car open for this impromptu, totally casual and normal photo opt. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Mock, you should be thrilled about Heigl’s current status on Grey’s Anatomy. Her character has gone from beyotch-ho to CRAYAYAYAYAZY-ho. I think they’re going to kill her off.
What’s with her red face and screwed up hands? You’d think for a paps picture, she would have made sure she was looking better than this.
Punky, That’s what I thought.
Oh and Wendy, Mock didn’t post this, Dame did. (Figured you didn’t notice)
Yeaaah, way classy! Big wad of McD’s in her cheek pouch, dishpan hands, and an I-wish-I-was-Marilyn ensemble.
Is that a cigarette burn on the back of her hand?
Maybe it’s just my laptop screen, but in the top picture it looks like she’s got a serious case of acne. Maybe this hasn’t been the only trip to McDonald’s to cheat on the diet?