It’s over.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up. And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Whaaa? But how can this be? How can a relationship which served as a beacon of hope for all of us, the pinnacle of perfect relationships really…how can it be (gasp) over?” I know.
As if my day wasn’t already bad enough. How much more am I expected to take today? I never ever ever in a million traskillion years would have guessed that a relationship with Paris Hilton would be anything other than deeply, profoundly, and solidly long term. NEVER.
Off to fetch a razor blaze with which to slit my throat….
Okay, I love bad pseudo-punk music, and so I love Good Charlotte. However, in this picture, Benji looks like a Boy George doppelganger.
Apparently her attempt to single white female Nicole Richie’s life (and press) has failed. Sad day indeed.