Ivana Trump has split from her 4th husband, the dude pictured above. His name is inconsequential, because he’ll forever just be known as Ivana’s 4th husband. Remember when I posted about their wedding back in April? Yeah. If I had been a guest at that wedding there is NO WAY I would have bothered with a gift, and if I HAD bothered with a gift I would demand a refund.
I haven’t seen any reports on what sort of settlement, if any, this dude got for surviving 7 entire months with that woman, so she probably has really good pre-nups. And they’re probably just laying in a basket on her desk for easy and quick access.
You give people like this gifts that say, “a tree was planted in your name.” That way, even when it doesn’t work out, you’ve still done something decent
Brilliant idea, ER! I had a couple of friends who were the most ill-suited couple, so naturally they decided to marry. I collaborated with a couple of friends to give the couple a window herb garden (herb plants potted in a long, rectangular window box). We opted to do this instead of comply with the bride’s request for a king-sized collaborative quilt containing personalized squares from everyone in their combined circle of friends. The herbs didn’t even have a chance to die before the marriage was over. I wish I’d thought of the “tree planted in your name” thing! That would’ve saved me having to hunt around for herb plants at a really inconvenient time of year.
As for Ivanna and #4, I’m surprised they made it this long. Wasn’t one of them denying rumors that he was cheating just a few weeks ago?
GREAT idea ER! (as long as the trees are healthy and live longer than the marriages..)
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