…to Katie Holmes’ face. And whatever it is, Suri is PISSED about it.
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Decided weight loss, apparent jaundicing that’s *not* from a spray on tan, glassy-eyed stare – my diagnosis is that the stresses of being Mrs Tom Cruise have really started to take their toll.
“Crouch down, don’t make me look so small ” – “no, you’re taking this girls gone wild picture with Latifah and Keaton, not that Batman picture – it’s a sequel anyway ”
“Him? He’s… he’s just a friend… yeah, that’s it.”
REDRUM…REDRUM…REDRUM…
She really does look absolutely terrible. I feel bad for her and poor Suri, although I think Suri is running the house and Katie is running out of batteries.
Suri looks rather evil in this photo.
She’s starting to look like Tracy Nelson — when Tracy Nelson had cancer. Katie’s lost far too much weight and there’s some other change. She just looks unhealthy — tired and waxen. Very strange in one so young.
She married Tom Cruise. There’s your diagnosis.
She looks like she is suffering from her marriage like Princess Di was. Depression, anorexia, etc. Very sad. Suri looks as if Daddy has convinced her that she is nothing short of perfect. She is going to be a spoiled brat and eventually will need a lot of therapy.
Looks like thyroid.
She looks ill
You know, maybe we can TRY to be optimistic about this. Maybe it’s for a role Tom’s allowed her to have, and Suri was caught right before she blinked or sneezed.
Some benefit of the doubt, people?
(However slim optimism’s chances might be in this case.)
I think Suri looks so much like her daddy… and she really is just this little clone spy telling daddy everything that mommy did.. you know like NOT take her daily dose of Scientology.
One word: SCIENTOLOGY
I read that she’s been working in New York and Tom’s been in LA and wants her to fly back to visit him all the time. Jet lag can really wear on you!
I like Amanda’s theory best
Weird, glassy-eyed look of a Stepford wife. “Step-tology wife”, maybe?
Is that child wearing nail polish?