Guess what! The lady who claims to be the biological mother of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket (yeah – that’s what they call him) is suing for joint legal and physical custody of the now 6 year old child. She wants to “participate in his education” and visit him on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Oh yeah, and she wants ONE BILLION DOLLARS in support, according to OK magazine.
Isn’t that the greatest request for child support ever? One billion dollars. Because 6 year old kids are EXPENSIVE these days. I don’t know if you’ve noticed that.
Can you picture her with her pinky in the corner of her mouth saying, “one billion dollars”. If she had to sleep with that, give her a bazillion, gazillion dollars. I have questions though, has she not had any custody of said Blanket all these years? Did she just pop him out and hand him over to Mike Mc-crazypants? How do you get child support if you’re “visiting” on weekends. She’s going to go to her son’s house and visit him, and she want’s child support for that?
First off, that picture scared the hell out of me. Second, the ONE BILLION DOLLARS comment reminds me of when Dr. Evil asked for that amount as ransom in the Austin Powers movie.
Did you hear about that lady who had the face transplant? I heard Michael Jackson did too and put himself on a waiting list.
lol Christine!
During the height of the molestation trial, Macauley Culkin’s “people” made some sort of statement. It seemed bizarre and out of place to me — it wasn’t a statement about whether or not Culkin had ever been molested — it was something having to do with his not being subpoenaed. Later, I heard through people who know people (I work in L.A. after all) that Culkin is the biological father of all of the kids.
During the infamous documentary that ultimately led to the molestation trial, Jackson claimed that his children were white and blue-eyed because his father had blue eyes. The interview seemed so much taken aback that he never verified Jackson’s outrageous lie, but instead said in surprise, “He DOES?” Jackson’s ability to lie through his teeth was creepy.
The makeup is creepy enough, but is he wearing fake eyelashes?
he looks blue, is he part of the living dead?
Anyway, both of the “parents” should not have custody after naming the child “Blanket”. South Park had an episode where they totally ripped on that. Has the mother paid child support all these years where Michael has had full custody? She might get to see the kid, but no one is ever gonna grant her that dough just for doing what she should have been doing all along.
@ Punky-really? You’re surprised? I’d be more surprised if you could point to anything in that pic that _isn’t_ fake. I guess he might not have had corneal replacements yet…
I’m with you sbarros, I don’t know if it’s my computer monitor or what, but there’s a definite blue tinge to all the hair in the picture. The eyebrows are reminicent of parrot underfeathers, actually.