Kirstie Alley Does Not Like You

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Kirstie Alley, I’ve decided, probably doesn’t like anyone.  Have you ever seen anyone look like they hate life more than Kirstie Alley?  And it’s not just the flipping of the bird.  It’s that scowl.  It’s the hair.  Her HAIR looks mad.

For contrast, behold:

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See, it’s possible to actually look sort of cute when you flip someone the bird.

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10 Responses to “Kirstie Alley Does Not Like You”


  1. 1 superjacue

    her hair looks like its gonna punch me in the throat!

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  2. 2 Rachel

    I just watched “Look Who’s Talking” (it’s on Hulu — go watch), and she used to be pretty attractive. I mean, the wardrobe for that movie is awful (blame it on 1989), but she wasn’t bad looking. Ah, how cruel the years are…

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  3. 3 Buckeye Bob

    That’s just her answer to the reporters question ” Hey Kristie, who you been sleeping with?
    Someone needs to slap the living s##t out of the little girls parents.

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  4. 4 Daisy

    Note to self: Cocaine and twinkies are bad.

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  5. 5 Crabby

    People make a big deal here in Wichita when she comes back to town or she does a LOT of commercials on the radio…Yeah…like I’m gonna run right out and buy stuff cause SHE said to!

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  6. 6 Benoit from Ottawa

    Buckeye, I disagree this time: there’s no way parents can photoshop reality so that their kids don’t see what’s going on, and kids see all sorts of things. Even when flipping the bird is shown on t.v., even blanked out or fuzzed out, you and I still see what’s going on. Humans are really good at it.

    And kids are MUCH BETTER than grown-ups at observing. And imitating…

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  7. 7 rosie too

    I can’t imagine she’s really flipping the bird. I think when you’re as photographed as Suri is, there’s eventually gonna be a shot like this. Whether her parents should be slapped for other reasons is, of course, still open for debate.

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  8. 8 mlm

    Well, someone slap me, because I have a picture of my son when he was almost 3 doing the exact same thing. No, he wasn’t flipping anyone off. He was showing us the boo-boo on his middle finger. He even has a binky in his mouth, WHILE showing us his boo-boo. It’s the most adorable thing in the world.

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  9. 9 Buckeye Bob

    But with her other two fingers bent, it is obviously “The Bird” as it used to be called anyway. Same thing as the finger just takes a little more of someone showing her how to do it. It does not come natural for a girl that age to make that gesture. One finger maybe, but not that. It also is not going to come naturally to use it just when someone is taking your picture unless you have been coached. I’m confident that because of the paparazzi irritating them all the time she has been taught to do that.

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  10. 10 el pato

    well, at least it looks like she’s one of the few who are
    going ‘all natural’.
    nope, doesn’t look like she’s had any surgeries of any kind
    on that body!
    wrinkles, sags and all that weight loss?
    or has she gained it back?
    since i don’t keep track of any ‘stars’ (outside of the
    mockdock) i’ll leave it to others to bring up the photos.

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