Virginity Pays

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See this girl?  She, at the tender age of 22, is auctioning off her virginity – not sure if it’s on ebay or somewhere else, but the bidding has reached THREE POINT SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS.  And it’s still climbing.  And you know why she’s doing it?  To pay for grad school.  For a degree in Marriage and Family Therapy.

I don’t know whether to rip on her for selling her body or congratulate her on her resourcefulness.  Regardless, she’s just hit the lottery. 

Discuss.

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22 Responses to “Virginity Pays”


  1. 1 ER

    Even if it’s an auction I think it still constitutes prostitution and I can’t believe she hasn’t been arrested.

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  2. 2 Cope

    Word is eBay rejected the auction, and it’s now being held at the Bunny Ranch in NV. Not kidding.

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  3. 3 R

    My thoughts exactly, ER. Whether she goes for $10 or $10 million, it still makes her a prostitute.

    Still, I can’t help but wonder:
    What if she’s doing it in Nevada?
    Is it legal then?
    And when her first couple comes to her where the husband has cheated with hookers, will she be able to be objective?
    Or will she hear “cha-ching” and decide to charge an additional hourly rate and do him herself?

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  4. 4 Christine

    Great move. I hope the winner is a high rolling sweaty landbeast so she has that memory locked in her head forever.

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  5. 5 Daisy

    First of all, I say bravo for being 22 in this day and age and being a virgin. Good. For. Her.

    What’s the difference between this chick and the woman who married Paul McCartney and took GAZILLIONS of dollars from his lifetime earnings? There is none. She screwed him for money. Period. Women do it every day in this world, so I find the holier-than-thou crap pretty interesting. Like all of the women commenting out there picked out the guy they lost their virginity to with careful consideration and long-term planning. I’ll believe that when pigs fly out of my butt. And I’m sure for every one of the women who writes, “this is prostitution!,” I’m positive that there are 5 more women who would love to have 3.7 million dollars instead of the memory of losing it in the back seat of a Camaro to some guy they barely remember from high school. Please. This chick is a walking billboard for how much power a woman really has over a stupid group of men that are willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for 5 minutes of sex. Funny how we automatically bash her…

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  6. 6 Ka-Duh

    Daisy = awesome.

    I can’t wait to see what the guy who wins looks like.

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  7. 7 Jordon

    At 22 how would you really know she is really a virgin? For almost 4 million dollars I would want an official United States Seal of approval stamped right on her ass before I would go near her….Daisy’s right if some misfit out there wants to pay her 4 million bucks for what he can get for wine, dinner and being a geniune nice guy…take their money, but there is no cootchie,I don’t care how hot,worth 4 million bucks. Your CRAZY!

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  8. 8 R

    Regardless of my “holier-than-thou crap” and lack of high school experiences in the back of a Camaro, I don’t believe the dollar amount changes what the transaction is. If you get paid to have sex, it’s prostitution.

    Besides, this is the MOCK Dock so I’m allowed to mock and laugh my butt off.

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  9. 9 Hatchetwoman

    What would I call a woman who married a man in order to bilk him out of his money? I’d call her a gold-digging whore.

    There’s an old joke about a man who sat next to a beautiful woman at a fundraising dinner. He turned to her and said, “You are a magnificent creature! Would you sleep with me if I gave you a million dollars?” She smiled coquettishly and said, “I might.” He said, “What if I gave you ten dollars?” She grew indignant and said, “What do you think I am?” He answered, “Oh, we both know what you are … we’re just negotiating a price.”

    A prostitute is a prostitute, regardless of whether she’s being paid ten bucks or several million.

    I’m also wondering what proof she’s willing to provide that she’s a virgin. Has she had a doctor check to make sure her hymen’s intact? What if she’s had that re-hymenating (don’t know what it’s called) surgery? Is she going to present the person holding the money with the bloody sheet? Show him her medical records? What?

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  10. 10 okay...

    I think she resembles Spitzer’s whorefriend.

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  11. 11 Rachel

    First off, having a broken hymen does not mean you are not a virgin. It can be ruptured by riding a bike, playing sports, inserting a tampon, etc. Secondly, I say, “Preach on, sister!” I don’t even remember my first time (luckily, I do know who it was with), so I would gladly trade that non-memory for 3.7 million.

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  12. 12 Anonymouse

    I do feel kind of sad for her though…whether or not your first time is wonderful, awful, whatever – it should still commemorate some memory or story within your life. In this case it’s just going to be a way to make money for school. Whether you consider it prostitution or not, it’s still sad that the memory of her first time won’t be a love- (or the teenage version of what we all thought love was) filled memory. But that’s just my opinion.

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  13. 13 Buckeye Bob

    If you are going to pay for something, wouldn’t you want some experience? I’m thinking if I’m paying top dollar for anything, I want the best, not someone who is doing this for the first time. If I just want to have sex and make sure she is bleeding, I’ll just spend my 30 seconds and slap the bitch a few times. Yeah, scream bitch! say my name, C’mon Hoosier daddy? How ya like me now? (Slap, Slap) Virgins are over rated.
    (Heh, Heh, I’ve got some people ticked off now)

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  14. 14 AmericanBridgetJones

    Maybe if I had thought of this idea at 20 I wouldn’t be $33,000 in debt from graduate loans. Damn these kids and their bright ideas.

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  15. 15 Daisy

    You realize that she’s going to use all of these comments as data for her grad school dissertation, right? Brilliant.

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  16. 16 ME

    First off, I don’t find her to be that attractive so I wouldn’t want to sleep with her. She is pretty and in a more natural way, unlike most prostitutes, but still not my cup of tea. With that said, sex for money in general doesn’t make sense. There will always be plenty of lonely people out there willing to sleep with basically anyone for free. Just look at craigslist. Everyone is looking for someone on there just for one night. And it’s free! Now to pay off grad student loans, brilliant. I will be a few hundred thousand in debt once I get done next year, but that is all the money I would need. Just enough to cover debts. She will have plenty left over, plus “celebrity” status for a short while. I guess good for her for getting stupid horny men to want to pay anything for a virgin.

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  17. 17 rosie too

    Apparently she is willing to undergo a gyn exam and take a polygraph to prove she’s a virgin. If I remember correctly, her sister is a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch. This girl has agreed to sleep with the highest bidder with whom she feels a connection, so there’s some wiggle room there, as it were.

    I’m all about women determining what they do with their own bodies, but this doesn’t seem empowering to me. It just seems sad. I guess I also don’t buy the whole “its a way to fulfill my grad school dreams” thing. It sounds like beauty pageant contestants talking about world peace. But I imagine it’s easier to be a prostitute for one night than for a lifetime. I’m also creeped out by the whole cult-of-virginity thing and the large cut the icky Bunny Ranch owner will make from pimping her out. That’s the part that should be illegal.

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  18. 18 Buckeye Bob

    Mock, Your sister has a ranch?

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  19. 19 Punky

    I’m amazed this is legal. It’s almost like trying to sell a kidney online. I also think it’s sad, only because this is her best idea, and that there are so many men out there willing to take advantage. I certainly hope there won’t be a video! On the other side of the coin, it’s her body, and if this is the way she wants to make her grad school money, so be it.

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  20. 20 Leeloo

    Well, if it’s at the Bunny Ranch in NV is IS legal. That’s the only place in the good old USA that prostitution is regulated. Personally, if you have to have prostitution anywhere it seems better than what you get out on the streets. The girls have insurance, are required to practice safe sex, and they can negotiate with the men in a private atmosphere where no one’s freaked out about getting arrested or beaten up. Of course, there IS the issue of cheating…

    Not condoning it…I’m just sayin’.

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  21. 21 Hatchetwoman

    Rachel, I know that the hymen can be ruptured (and some women don’t have one) with activities like riding a bike or horseback riding — my point was in asking what proof of virginity this woman is going to present.

    Her sister works at the Bunny Ranch? That makes me wonder what kind of family life those two had. That’s pretty sad.

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  22. 22 Kamikaze

    I agree that this is a sad idea that this girl had. I also don’t think she’s all that pretty. Prostitution is the oldest known job in the world, so really, are we surprised that someone would go to these depths? I’m surprised it wasn’t sooner.

    Someone asked me this question at work–”Kami, what’s the difference between you and a guy buying everything on a date and you sleeping with him or you just sleeping with a guy and him leaving money on your nightstand?”

    When you think about it that way–none really. Money towards the date or money towards service?

    At any rate, I hope she doesn’t catch some horrible disease.

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