You guys all need to just go ahead and write me a little thank you note right now, for not subjecting you to the full length version of this photo. Because I could have. And I’ll just say this. There’s probably about 2/3 of her breastular area shown here. That’s how long they are. And you know what? If someone uses the word “long” to describe any part of your breastular area, you’ve got yourself some plastic surgery to contemplate.
I bet I’m a better shot than she is. I mean, I’ve got less to work around, if you will.
Notice the tan lines??
She’s taken too many trips down mammary lane.
That is udder-ly ridiculous.
breastular is sickular
Freeze, This is a bust!
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wabble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
The answer for this woman is yes to all of the above.
aunt becky?
Following the success of Dove’s Real Women Campaign, the NRA inadvisedly attempts a more real world approach to their 2009 calendar.
How do you buy an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder for those bad boys? Do you get someone to specially make it for you? And her chiropractor loves her weekly visits.
Well, she’ll always have a nice soft place to kneel.
It’s time for a subtraction. Maybe 1938 subtractions.
“Mammaries, at the corner of my mind!”