
You guys, sometimes I mock even when I don’t MEAN to. Case in point. I was on a website and saw this movie poster, but only the top half of it at first until I scrolled down more, and when I saw the top half, I was like, “Holy crap – what did Tori Spelling do to get arrested?!”
You know what I think we all need on this sunny Sunday? A reminder of how your breastular area should NOT look:

I knew it was a parody, but I did think it looked like Tori. What the freak is wrong with her chest….it’s dented.
This is the reason I love this website. For things like this.
Whatever’s wrong with her chest, she needs to either cover it up or get it fixed. Preferably…. BOTH.
I dont think I like her golden gloves…
I don’t know what’s going on with the hole in her chest but look close right between her boobs and mainly under her left one and tell me that doesn’t look like a little penis. Does she have a little toy stashed there?
Definitely thought it was tori. That’s gotta make her cry alittle.
HAHA oh GOD i thought this was tori spelling… its funny cos its true.. i mean..it does look like her HAHAHA remind me not to be on the phone with clients when i read the webiste…i’ll start busting up for no reason..im all ahaha tori spelling…WHAT?! LOL
I thought it looked more like Lil’ kim at first.