Jessica Alba Is Creative

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A tramp stamp.  Wow.  How innovative.

Apologies if you have a tramp stamp, but they’ve gotten about as cliche as guys who get the barbed wire-style tattoos around their biceps.  Apologies if you’re one of those guys.

I don’t understand her shoes.  Are they shoes with blankets on them or are they some sort of strange new boot style?  Anyone?

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8 Responses to “Jessica Alba Is Creative”


  1. 1 Christine

    That is either the lowest tramp stamp I have ever seen, or she has a very high gluteal cleft (butt crack.) And I should know, cause I have seen a lot of them as I am a massage practitioner.

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  2. 2 R

    Out here in SoCal, the boots come with the tramp stamp. It’s sort of like the free-with-purchase gift at the make-up counters.

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  3. 3 Wiggity

    I’d like to know what statement she’s making by putting a bow above her arse crack. On second thought…

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  4. 4 Sea Otter

    “Tramp stamp” – I must lead a sheltered life, as I have never heard it called that before. Love it! I can tell you for certain that young guys look for the tattoo in that spot. It’s an international signal meaning, “easy pickings”.

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  5. 5 Buckeye Bob

    It’s like she tied a bow at the end of the crack to keep it from spreading.

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  6. 6 Hatchetwoman

    Like a friend told my husband — every tattoo equals three sexual partners (and possibly their diseases)

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  7. 7 SnarkyBritches

    I have one.

    But in my defense, I got it before everyone-and-their-skanky-sister decided they had to have one, too.

    Way to ruin it for me, Skanks.

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  8. 8 Rachel

    I do not have a tramp stamp. I do, however, have several other tattoos in other places. They do not equal three sexual partners each.

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