You guys, I want to mock this. I really do. But there is something about this dress that appeals to me, which makes me concerned that I’m developing some sort of immunity to her or something. Help a sister out. Is this mockable? Or, is it in fact, kind of a nice dress?
why is she leaning forward so far?
and why is he looking like a pose-able
ken doll?
Totally Mockable– She looks like she is wearing a lampshade
Definitely mockable.
I think she is leaning so that Tom can appear to not be a midget.
Notice that she needs a doughnut too? Totally mockable. I think it is the color choice. If it were any other color…
I like it but not the blue ribbon…..seems out of place.
Bottom = horrible curtains
Top = either horrible lamp, horrible chandelier, or horrible flapper dress
Ribbon = wrapping paper ribbon
Tom = definitely wearing stacks, and looks robotic
MOCKABLE! I love the lamp shade comment from April.
Completely mockable…the two colors do not work together and why is Tom just standing there when someone has run off with her boobs? They are MIA….
See – this is why I love you guys. I knew I could count on you to help get my mocking mojo back.
Winnie, those THREE colors do not work together. You missed the ribbon. Also, her accessory husband doesn’t match so well either.
The body language experts should be all over this one. She looks like she is trying to keep away from him while he looks like he is trying to pull her in closer.
Let’s not forget Tom. The shirt and suit coat look about two sizes too big, the pants are waaay too long. He can’t afford a tailor?
That’s where my Christmas Tree skirt went! And, goodness,there’s my ornaments, too!
I think the belt around her waist was Tom’s necktie. He probably had to use it to keep her from collapsing into a pile of bones.
I love the lamp shade comment. Thats exactly what came to mind when I saw the dress. Is it just me or is TomKat a really strange couple.
Doesn’t the bottom look like a table cloth??
you know Christine, I’ll have to agree- she is trying to pull away and he is like so holding on- she looks terrible. I don’t care for him at all either poor little kid
The bottom half of her dress looks like my grandmother’s curtains. I shudder at the thought of those curtains. Therefore, this dress is completely mockable.
The dress is the least of their problems. Kat is shying away from the Tomster because of the freaky invisible poltergeist hands clutching his ankles. He’s trying to laugh it off, but I see the fear. Yes, I see it Tom. Fear the freaky invisible poltergeist hands……
wow her boobs really are gone! not that she had huge ones or anything. and only one comment so far about the fact that she’s wearing heels and is only slightly taller than him. what happened? did he shrink her?
I agree the dress isn’t awful, but what’s with the blue ribbon? It doesn’t work! Also, who knew she had skis for feet?
Tom totally looks like he needs to find a bathroom so he can poop FAST!
Whoever thought royal blue, bright red, and seafoam green looked good together needs to get their eyes checked. She does too, for wanting to wear it.
The dress has potential in shape. I like the shape of it, in fact it was once nice I’m sure, before some old lady on crack got a hold of it with a bedazzler and some bright red and seafoam green sequins. I’m glad I found the jewels from the bottom of my lamp though, I hope she returns them when she’s done. The ribbon belt was a mistake, it is clearly that cheap thin plastic stuff they sometimes use to bundle things in hardware stores. It also comes in bright orange so you can tie it on a piece of wood you have hanging out of your trunk. I’m sorry she lost her boobs, maybe someone can find them for her. Tom doesn’t look like he is trying to poop, he looks like he already has pooped and is trying to keep his pants from touching him again. As for her posture, she has learned by stepping back and leaning forward she can appear smaller, Tom hasn’t learned how to shrink her yet, I’m sure he’s working on it.
This screams snow white and the uh last dwarf…
I never noticed how big her feet were. Maybe they started out normal size and Tom keeps having her ankles moved to make her shorter. Pretty soon she’ll be 5″ 2′ with size 24 feet!
geez, who shot the couch?
Dawn, don’t you mean the rarely mentioned dwarf named Crazy?
So, when you become a Scientologist, they give you both a lobotomy and make you color blind too? Wow. Sign me up.
Mock, I think the dress is OK, too. (minus the blue ribbon)
Flapper dresses look good on small breasted women so they found a pretty flapper dress. Alone the dress made her look washed out and they needed to make it longer to hide her knobby knees. Red makes pale women look “warmer” so they found a red (that also matched her lipstick) and added it on top. They had to give it an “edge” because it wouldn’t look correct just stitched on as is. The blue looks like it WAS Tom’s tie, but could also have been added by a child who wanted to “dress Mommy up”. Leaning does make you look shorter—so why wear the high heels? Other than it makes your calves look more fit and toned. Tom’s jacket and pants look like he borrowed them from an older (and bigger) relative. Do those patent leather shoes have heels?! Some people need to accept their height. Napoleon syndrome anyone?