Allegedly, I should say (snort). And it appears the hit-ee in question is his girlfriend, Rhianna (Prince’s fraternal twin). Anyway, Wrigley is all mad at him for being a girlfriend beater, so they’re discontinuing his gum ads. So in case you really felt like seeing his gum ad, it’s above. You can watch it twice if you want, to double your pleasure. (See what I did there?)
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I see a new song in the works.
“She broke my heart so I busted her jaw”
I hope he dies in a chemical fire.
And I hope Jay-Z gives him a good talkin’ to.
With his gun.
You shouldn’t of hit her because you could face 4 years in prison and your fine but not enough to hit her now be ready to see sales drop.