Tori Spelling should probably never wear her hair like this again. She just looks like she’s auditioning for the remake of Victor, Victoria.
Also, when did she lose 80 pounds? She looks painfully painfully thin. I think her arms have so little weight to them now that they just probably float up like that all the time, and she has to actually be carrying something in order for them to stay down.
Hate.
She’s so ugly she made Stevie Wonder flinch.
She’s only a few surgeries away from scientists being able to declare that she is no longer an organic based life form.
Back in the day, if a Hollywood notable like Aaron Spelling had a homely daughter, he would nudge her toward something like library science or social work. Today, however, she is sent to be plasticised so that she can become a mockable celebrity.
Also, Mock…you must alert your armpit licking fans to this photo. I want to see if any are ghoulish and perverted enough for THIS to be enticing……
Mikey – did you see that armpit licking loving guy who posted comments to every armpit licking post I’ve ever done ever? Eeew. But bravo to him for coming forward and admitting he likes it.
Still cracking up over “no longer an organic based life form.” LOVE.
I need a link to a post as an example to this armpit licking weirdness.
I have a bit of a freakish armpit phobia.
Here are all the posts written about it to date, elizabeth:
http://www.themockdock.com/?s=armpit+licking
LOL Bob!
O. M. G. Just looked at the posts Elizabeth requested. I thought it was a joke, but now I may be scarred for life. Armpit licking. ARMPIT licking. Armpit LICKING.
I’ve got to scrub my eyes with Clorox. I may decide to drink heavily in order to forget this.