Thanks to all 205 participants of the first official Mock Dock survey! I happen to love surveys, especially when they’re anonymous like this. The haters can feel free to hate, everyone’s honest, it’s all good.
Now – I’m still very very very new at this whole survey business. I’d love to be able to do the kind that you can comment on, but I don’t know how to do that yet. All I know how to do is radio buttons. But just give me some time, and I’ll try and figure out how to do super cool awesome surveys for you in the future.
SO! On to the results. Jump in!!
Question Number One was: How did you originally find The Mock Dock?
205 of you answered this question.
72 said you came looking for information on kinoki foot pads
5 of you came looking for an outlet to hate on Ashley Judd (and frankly, I’m disappointed this number wasn’t higher). 
5 of you came as a result of a google search for a specific celebrity
20 of you came from Stumbleupon
50 of you were referred by a friend (I love that! Keep it up!!)
32 of you were linked by another website
20 of you said “other” (if you want to specify in the comments – that’d be great – because I’m curious. Unless you’re one of the armpit lickers, in which case never mind.)
Question Number Two was: What do you like best about The Mock Dock?
202 of you answered this question.
26 of you said it was the celebrity snark
4 of you said product reviews
28 of you said random mockery of people, things
4 of you said posts about landbeasts
4 of you said the political posts
136 of you said you liked all of it, and that you liked variety best (YAAAAAAAAAAY!)
Question Number Three was: How cool do you think I (Mockarena) am?
205 of you answered this question.
133 of you said that I was super awesomely cool (right backatcha, mockdockers!)
49 of you think I’m cool enough
13 of you think I’m mildly cool
3 of you think I’m totally not cool
7 of you think I’m so not cool that you have no idea why you keep coming back to the site to comment on it (thanks a lot, Bunny. Jerk.)
Question Number Four was: How could The Mock Dock be improved?
You guys tuckered out at this point. Only 119 of you answered this question.
30 of you said more celebrity snark
27 of you said more product reviews (what – you think I’m made of money? )
4 of you said fewer product reviews
12 of you said more landbeast posts
8 of you said fewer landbeast posts
4 of you said more political posts
34 of you said fewer political posts
That just goes to show that there’s really no pleasing anyone, but there’s enough of you who aren’t into the political posts that it’s probably statistically significant. Just know that I hear you. Stay tuned for an important announcement at the end of next week. (Ooooo – suspense!)
The Last and Final Question Was: Do you intend to buy anything from the new Mock Dock Store?
Only 32 of you answered this question. And absolutely all 32 of you answered a resounding no. 
Even Mr. Mock. And I said, “You should buy something! If you buy something I will make like .00002 cents off of it! And he said, “You realize, Mock – that if I buy something, we end up LOSING money. You might make .00002 cents, but that’s after spending like $20.”
He’s got a point.
Anyway, thanks again to all of you who participated. A new survey will be ready by tomorrow, I’m hoping. Again, if you’ve got suggestions for questions that you’d like to see, now’s the time to lay ‘em on me!
I could have sworn I said “yes” to the “would you buy something” question, but I guess I didn’t.
I came to the Mock Dock because I was looking up the “Give Me a Break!” guy — what’s-his-name, from 20/20. When I was on the website, I saw a blurb about the Kinoki pads, and while I was watching it, I saw the part where they mentioned the Mock Dock. Curious, I came here — and I liked all the mockery!
I will agree to buy something, but if and only IF you agree to put your portion of my money towards Mini Mocks college fund.
Let me know if you agree to my terms Mrs. Mock Lady!
Quite a while back, I was googling (which I luvvvvv to do) Kinoki Foot Pads, because I thought, “Really? What a bunch of BS!!” And to my delight, I came across the Dock here, and my life has been all the better since that fateful day.
Thanks for taking the time Mock. I have a blog that I don’t keep up with NEARLY as well as you do…and you usually make my day.
Like Hatchetwoman, I swear I marked “yes” to buying stuff.
Mock, I know that I did not hit a cold “No” to buying your wares, but rather hit some waffling “maybe” response…when I took the survey, I hadn’t even visited the store yet to see if you had adult-sized “Landbeast in Training” bibs.
But, you know, with the Stimulization and everything going to the Octumom, there’s not much disposable income left for regular folks, much as we love you (and we do!).
Tim – my answer is a resounding yes. We need all the help we can get with the college fund. SPEND AWAY, BROTHER!!!
If you buy a t-shirt, I’ll be able to put .000001 towards the ole college fund. YAY!
Thanks to those of you who thought you said “yes” to buying something. Perhaps there’s some really mean anti-Mockarena’s store code written into the survey that I just didn’t know about.
A second survey should be forthcoming!!
p.s. If you want to help out The Mock Dock, but you don’t want to spend money doing it, click on the google ads as much as possible. For every 50,000 clicks or so, I get like $.02.
Every little bit helps!
I found this place from an MSNBC review on the Kinoki Foot Pads I was reading at work. Dame made a comment about the mock dock and I remembered the site when I got home that day. It’s been love ever since.
I thought I said I would buy something because I am nice that way…..
I think what attracted me to the sit was a discussion on “merkins”…..so educational!
I’m so mad that I missed the survey!! I was on vacation and as soon as I got home I raced to my computer to see what I had missed on The Mock Dock! (All the while my son keeps yelling that his brother keeps mocking him–hee hee) I definitly want to buy something! Good idea.
I also said I would buy something.
Really??? That is sooo sweet!! I’m not sure why those “yes” answers didn’t take. Clearly, I’m surveyularly challenged.
So, I first came to the MockDock because I was telling a friend that I was upset that Matthew McCaughnahoweveryouspellit had cheated on me and had a baby so I was done with him. She directed me to the MockDock to show me the picture of him eating an ice cream cone. TOTALLY turned me around… and made me a MockDocker for life!
I’m one of the people that put other for the “How did you originally find The Mock Dock?” Question. Someone on Track Forum posted a link to your site, I then saw that you hated Ashley Judd about as much as I did. It has been love ever since.
Oh and I also said yes about buying mock dock merchandise.
i marked YES on buying stuff too mock!! DUHH! you know i will. i cant wait for a shirt that says YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?! im a huuuge dork.