An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to Renee Zellweger’s appearance on David Letterman recently, and pointed out, ever so alertly and astutely, that the way she was sitting looked really weird. You can behold for yourself below.
You know what I noticed? That she has a drawl, that she can’t seem to keep her hands to herself, and that she’s an obnoxious flirt. And that I deeply dislike her.
Yay! I’m an alert and astute mockdocker! Plus she walks in so awkwardly! The nice part of me wants to say maybe she had back surgery or something, but the mean part wants to say that maybe it’s liposuction or something? I particularly loathe the way she says “Fresh” “Fah-wresh” BLECH. HATE!
Gag. That’s all I’ve got, just GAG!!!
She is just awkward all around. David Letterman is equally awkward. Really he’s just too old, he sounds like my grandfather.
I don’t like her voice, or her face, or her personality.. I’ve never liked her. I’m not that big of a fan of Letterman either.. Oh well.
How this woman became an actress is beyond me!! Her voice, her face, everything just annoys me, it is like listening to fingernails down a neverending chalkboard watching her in a movie!!
I watched her last night – her right arm was floating out the whole time, as if she didn’t want her armpit closed. All I could think the whole time I watched was how she looked as if she was trying to flex every muscle in her body all while trying to act like a “good ‘ol southern girl”. Painful.
Her drawl didn’t seem authentic to me since it came and went.