I thought it might be of interest to some of you statisticky types to tell you about some of the hilarious keyword searches that people type into their google machines, ultimately leading them to The Mock Dock. Below are the top ten keywords used to get to TMD over the last 3 months, followed by the top weirdest keywords used to get here (chosen, of course, by me.)
Top Ten:
1. the mock dock
2. linda lou taylor
3. shamwows
4. ashley judd pregnant
5. kinoki jokey
6. armpit licking
7. mantyhose
8. joey lawrence gay
9. mindy winkler
10. i hate ashley judd
Now, for the ones I find most unusual/hilarious:
1. penis docking
2. hissing pee
3. hotchickswithdouches
4. anne hathaway horseteeth
5. ashley judd + vaseline
6. denim cameltoes
7. mariah carey elephant ears
8. festering zit
9. hot breastmilk stories
10. how to make body fur
Yeah. I think it’s safe to say we’ve got some freaks among us.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the Spotted Dick post is going to add to the perversity.
I’m so hurt that joey lawrence gay is a top one. NOT COOL people! although if he is gay, that would be ok… I would just want him for my gay boyfriend. I totally miss having gay dude to hang out with.
Just so you know, you’re total crap at providing any advice on what to do with a festering zit.
I found your wonderful site by searching “Hate+Thin+Mints”. Best. Google. Search. Ever.
I found this site when I read an article on that freak who loved his claw hammer… if you don’t know what I mean, search for it yourself because I cannot repeat the story. It was one of those stories where the image is something you wish you could forget!
I don’t remember exactly the path I took to get here but once I hit on mockdock.com I was HOOKED.
What the hell is penis docking?
ashley judd + vaseline has virtually unlimited potential
Jordon (and for anyone else who is intrigued) – docking (if I’m thinking of the same thing these weirdos are googling) is one of those talked about things that gross people out, like dirty sanchez and arabian goggles (don’t ask to me explain those). But anyway, docking is when two guys, one circumcized and one not, put their members together and the uncircumcized one pulls his foreskin over the other one.
EW KA-DUH i did NOT know that and probably could have gone my whole life without that information and woudl have been just FINE. damn. now i gotta find someone else to take down with that tasty bit of info.
MOCK-IS THIS FOR REAL?!?! HAHAAH omg. freaks. hissing pee and how to make body fur made me spit out my coffee!! HAHAA too funny
HA HA HA – Denim cameltoes!! Still giggling! Holy crap Ka-Duh, I think I just threw up a little! Now I have to know what Arabian goggles are – I know what a dirty Sanchez is (NO I’ve never done it!!!). I hate when someone throws something like that out there, and I don’t know what it is, and then they don’t tell you!!
Wow. The Mock Dock is educational today. I’m a boring Kinoki gal myself. Now I have to Google the odd ones and see which story is connected with each one. Curiosity is killing me!
I’m laughing so much right now! Thanks mock/everyone!
Ka-Duh thanks…but sorry I aked, you and I-we all need showers after that expalnation-no offense to the eh …dockers out there!
Sorry for grossing everyone out… please take this knowledge I have bestowed upon you and gross out others you know