OMG I saw this on another site and love it SO MUCH. The ridiculous product is hilarious all on its own, but you have GOT to see this “spokesperson.” She is one of the most annoying, awkward, valley-voiced, big mouthed women on the planet. And this video is ON THE OFFICIAL PRODUCT WEBSITE. On purpose. Deliberately. Willfully. Intentionally.
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Wonder what the back looks like.
LMAO this is the reason they have the “before and after” or some professional doing the thing… but I guess without $ they just got this girl to do it all, without looking, hoping for the best AND told her probably “don’t keep looking at this spot or people will think you’re reading!” and “don’t forget to always smile!”
Unless her eye movements were scouting for a way to escape?
Priceless. A way to have giant head without hairspray! Talk about environmentally correce….
I kept waiting for her hair to look good, and it didn’t happen. Why is that a good look?
OMG Look at the models LIPSTICK! They didn’t notice this?? https://www.thinnyhairholder.com/arch-style.htm
Why didn’t they start it a few seconds later and end it a few seconds earlier? It looks amateurish enough without the awkward bits at either end.
I wonder if it was meant to be called the “thingy”? It makes more sense than the “thinny.”
And who thinks this is a “look” anyway?
I just have so many questions — primarily “why?”
Um it kinda looks like someone made a mullet in about 2 minutes.
Who or what does she keep looking at off camera? Weird.
A way out of there, I’m telling ya!
That is amazing. I am totally buying my fiance one of those!! I’d love for the back of her hair to just instantly be lifted high enough to touch the sky…
Terrible..
That would have been a good product in th 80s when absurdly huge hair was all the rage. Now it’s just a useless product. And judging by the budget used to make this awesome commercial, I’d say no one was buying them either.
What in the hell kind of figure skating top is that? Oh, yeah, and the product is ridiculous. But I am sad that I didn’t have one for my 1989 Senior Prom.
Is it empty in the back like a pea**** tail? Are we going back to big hair or mall hair again? Yee-haw, get me my Aqua Net!
Kinda reminds me of that weird, smooth, tall, dolphin-like hump that the female celebs wore on top of their pulled-back hair a year or two ago. All that work for such a strange look.
I would have enjoyed seeing her remove it. If it is sticky enough to hold the hair-it must be a delight to take it out! I am horrified that this is to be the ‘new’ look. (Women in N. Providence, RI never moved on from it since the 80′s.)
I guess big hair is back folks. I saw another device like this advertised on tv a few times already.
What I really want to know is how her hair looks from the back!
Christine, what I think you’re talking about is the Bump It. https://www.bumpits.com/
She is obviously creating more volume for the air that is escaping from her head.
I think she borrowed Obama’s teleprompter! I thought, surely she knows how ridiculous her hair looked, and then she kept it like that as an example of how great your hair can look! It was paiful to watch!
That was like a scene from some awkward Christopher Guest movie. I nominate Parker Posey to play her.
SUCH a good call, rosie too. Parker Posey would play her perfectly.
Anonymous… I had to click on the enlarge link. I don’t know what chicka was eating, but she could probably have another meal off of what was in her teeth. Gross…
From what I can tell – it’s a glorified pipe-cleaner.
OMGOSH… I totally need to get some of these things for this girl I used to go to school with…
At like 18 she was balding.
Mock…this is one of those products you need to order and review for us!! Puhleeezzz!?!?
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard I almost sh** my self. Is this a real product? Scary what the world is coming to these days. The reader comments are pretty hilarious too. ^^