Matt said in a recent interview with Men’s Health magazine that his dad taught him the secret to physical contact with a woman:
“If you ever make a move, whether it’s for a kiss or touching her down there, and you feel the slightest bit of resistance, stop. A lot of times, after you stop, they’re going to then say, now it’s OK. Don’t. That time, that day, that’s as far as you go…It’s a great lesson. You do that, and you know what? Women do come back. They say, what? Nobody stops! They want to go out with you again. And eventually you don’t have to stop.”
Somehow I have a feeling that doesn’t necessarily work for men who are not Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit.
You know who hates Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit? Stewie. BEHOLD:


Agreed, he’s so good looking anything he tried would work.
If only more men were in tune with women’s needs…
That Family Guy clip made me spit out my Coke from laughing so hard. Oh…that was good. Thanks!
Yes, I agree he is nice to look at but when he opens his mouth stupid monkey words just come flying out. I don’t find that sexy. But that’s just me I suppose.
He doesn’t have to talk. Just shut up and strip!
I’m with Punky! I will admit to liking him in…well…I thought I liked him in a movie but I’m drawing a blank now. Meh, I’ll take Hugh Jackman any day of the week though!
With Punky too. I liked him in a Time to Kill actually… haven’t seen any of the romantic comedies lately. HOT
As long as he doesn’t open his mouth he is OK.
Is it wrong to find Family Guy funny? A friend wants to know….
Is it wrong to find Family Guy funny? Seriously? It’s one of the funniest shows on TV!!! It’s wrong NOT to find it funny.
family guy is the beeessst! i love this clip i laughed so hard i chocked on my macaroni. i love how it sounds EXACTLY LIKE HIM and things that he would say. HAHA
My friend is much relieved to find out it is not wrong to enjoy Family Guy. I myself have thought it is hilarious, and my 12 year old says all the boys in her class are all Family Guy fans. Very Funny!
Any man who uses the phrase “down there” is not someone I want down there.
Sorry, rosie, but he could go “down there” any time. As long as he never speaks.