Hey – remember last month when I gave you guys the stats on how people find The Mock Dock? I thought I’d give you this month’s report.
Here were the top ten keyword searches:
1. the mock dock
2. shamwows
3. joey lawrence gay
4. meatrocket8
5. brad gellert
6. mindy winkler
7. kinoki jokey mockarena
8. buckeye bob (LOOK BUCKEYE BOB! You’re becoming FAMOUS!)
9. armpit licking
10. ashley judd pregnant
And my favorites this month?
1. boob scarf
2. good god gertie what a gash
3. loudest pee
4. needle penis
5. family feud breast
6. hotchickswithdouches
7. cucumber pilot
8. nipple caps
9. african penis cover
10. ashley judd puffy face
Wow Mock, the slightest mention of a name on your site draws attention. You can even bring out the Armpit Lickers.
You must not abuse this power.
there are some freaky deaky people in this world…
Congrats, Bob!
Well, Bob, at least you’re ranked higher armpit licking.
Ahhh…. we can all say we “knew Bob when…”
I’m relieved that “penis docking” has fallen from the list. I’ve no idea what it is, but it sounds sick and wrong.
How do you find out what searches bring them here? I’m getting a little nervous, trying to remember if I typed anything weird to end up here. Sometimes I google strange terms I hear. Arabian goggles was the last shocker!
PurpleAnn – no worries. The google reports I get don’t show names associated with searches – just the list of keywords and how many people used that exact phrasing to get here. So feel free to look up penis docking. No one will ever know.
Mikey, please google penis docking and report back!
this is the sillest ever! mockerana arent you proud of the high level of randomness this is?! loudest pee. LOL
this makes me want to change my facebook status to Megan is “boob scarf”
then maybe people will google that and it will lead them HERE!! mwhaha *an evil plan is hatching!*
Cucumber pilot. That made my week.
Punky: Just as I suspected. Completely and utterly sick and wrong:
“The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis”… What one does once this unholy union has been accomplished, I can only imagine.
Hey Mikey, Did you look over your shoulder before you searched for that one?
I looked in ALL directions….
OMG I giggled SO MUCH at Mikey’s “unholy union.” LOVE.