Where does one even begin to come up with suitable adjectives to describe the monstrosities that are these outfits? Where, I ask you?
If your answer is the 7th level of English language hell, then I would agree with you.
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SJP looks like she’s been auditioning for a remake of Flash Gordon. The dork guy looks like he’s a relative of Gordon Gee (non-Ohioians can Google image Dr. Gee if you doubt me). Both of them should burn their shoes.
Grandpa, you might want to remove the hanger from your coat before loaning it to your date.
he looks like a food critic, and she’s the minion that does his
fetching.
who knew that matthew broderick would grow up to look like the fat principal in “Ferris Bueller’s Day off” ?!?!?
now THAT is ironic, alanis!
Wow Matthew Broderick is actually starting to look like the creepy guy all of a sudden. SJP clearly has lost her mind and stopped channeling her “Sex in the City” counter part as this out fit is all kinds of atrocious.
Oh, I wonder what the body language experts would say about their stance.
Mathew Broderick has looked creepy for quite a while. He was perfect as the creepy teacher in election. this is just real life playing out his character.
My retinas are burning… those PINK shoes! And someone needs to burn every item ever with shoulder pads in it. I’m reminded of a commercial that had a woman in a yellow outfit with three foot long shoulder pads on either side… just a few years ago… anyone remember that?
SJPeepeeFAce looks stupid. but really, to me…thats nothing new. i mean…doesnt she pretty much ALWAYS look stoopid? and Matthew looks like freaking Pee Wee Herman. seriously, blue bowtie? come on..
HA HA Pee Wee Herman!!! Looks like Pee Wee put on a few pounds.
omg he is starting ot look like the principal from the movie…its sad famous people spend tons of money on clothes that usually look like crap.
id also like to add that if the occasion called for it…i would wear hot pink high heels for SURE. so i can give her a break on those shoes. they might be cute with anything else. anything else.
you are so right about this one. i saw it this weekend and thought the exact same thing. except the photo i saw had Matthew Broderick looking absolutely miserable. but who is he to look miserable, I thought, wearing that goofball outfit.