Lindsay Lohan Is A Shining Example Of Health

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An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo today and I nearly hurled.  I mean, does she not own a comb?

(See what I did there? I made you think I hadn’t noticed her horrific and painful skinniness.  Even though of course I DID notice it, because I’m alive and have the gift of sight.)

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13 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Is A Shining Example Of Health”


  1. 1 el pato

    oh, that’s just sad.

  2. 2 Mikey

    What exactly causes female celebs to freak out and go Skelator?

  3. 3 Buckeye Bob

    That must be diet Coke she’s snorting.

  4. 4 Rachel

    Very funny, Bob.

  5. 5 cas

    Please Please Please someone get her professional help and Please Please Please hide all the diet coke that she’s snorting. :)

  6. 6 Little Eye

    Her hair would fall out if she combed her hair, Mock. I don’t think her follicles could take the strain.

  7. 7 PurpleAnn

    It’s time to get help when Amy Winehouse looks healthier than you.

  8. 8 Wendy

    See the bump on the back of her head where the beehive is even starting? Next she’ll progress to ulcerated, festering sores on her face and her transformation into Amy Winehouse will be complete.

  9. 9 meganyore

    shes starting to look like a bobble head. maybe if she took out all that fake hair it wouldnt look like shes about to fall over.
    saw her on TMZ last night and all I took aways from that was two words: PANCAKE CITY.
    yes.

  10. 10 Kami

    I feel bad for her because…she’s younger than me and her boobs are sagging sooo bad! Heh, leave it to me for talking about boobs.

    But yes, it is bad when Amy Winehouse is doing better than you are.

  11. 11 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I say you aren’t healthy until you can count all your ribs and vertebrae. For accountability. What if one were missing?

  12. 12 meganyore

    haha i say you are not healthy enough until you can shave a ham with your elbow. like miss lindsay up there. she looks SHARP!

  13. 13 Cynicat

    Haha funny that you mention hurling, in regards to miss lohan. Just sayin. LOVE.

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