
I debated about whether this story belonged here or at www.chicksontheright.com, but ultimately decided that pictures of Ashley making stupid faces at Congress were far more appropriate for The Mock Dock.
Anyway, she went to speak to Congress yesterday to ask them to spend $7 billion a year to help safeguard America’s wildlife from the impacts of global warming. I could go on and on and on and on about that, but I prefer to just giggle at the pictures.

Ashley needs to drink a big hot cup of STFU.
i wonder how she came up with that figure… 7 BILLION sounds like a lot to safeguard wildlife from something that doesn’t exist… what does she propose congress do? move all the hot climate animals to the poles and all the cold climate animals to zoos or maybe neptune. Can I ask congress for 7 billion to move celebrities with 0 intelligence to a garbage barge……i bet i could even come in under budget.
why doesn’t she donate money to this?
maybe cash in some of those jewels?
“safeguard”? What, is she going to buy them air conditioning? Give them little umbrellas to shield themselves from the sun?
No, y’all, it’s the ducks and geese that need all-weather Gore-Tex (TM) bodysuits. Fiendishly expensive, those.