You remember the pearls, right? They look like something you’d get as a free prize for sending in 100 proofs of purchase barcodes from barbie doll boxes. I am not a fan, but admittedly perhaps I would be if they were around the neck of anyone else in the world besides Ashley Judd. Then again, no – I really do just think they’re ugly.
Thanks for bearing with me while I worked through that internal conflict.
Anyway, you might have heard that Salma Hayek and her billionaire got married (again) in an actual wedding this weekend. They’d already made things official back in February, but Salma wanted the kind of wedding that only a billionaire could give her, so she flew all of her best pals in to Venice for the big production. Ashley was one of those guests, and she wore the big giant pearls.
And I know some of you may be thinking, “You know what, Mock? They really aren’t that bad. I mean, yeah – they’re big and all, but maybe you’re being too hard on Ashley’s fashion choices.”
And to that I say, LOOK what she wore to the rehearsal dinner.
I rest my case.
P.S. You know what? One of the search tags I’m going to add to this post will be “giant pearl necklace.” Because it’d be kind of hilarious for the pervs to show up here and be all disappointed that it’s about an actual pearl necklace. Sorry, pervs!
Merkin alert!
LOL rosie!!!!
By the way, only person I know who wears pearls this big is this one aunt of mine…. older generation wanna-look-classy-but-kind-of-exagerates-with-everything aunt bless her heart.
They just remind me of the Flintstones. Wilma, wasn’t it?
Both her outfits look like the ones I had for my Barbies back in the Day.
The first one was the one I got every year for my birthday and the second one was the one where my mom would find random clothes inside the toybox and jam it onto one Barbie that was sitting in the bottom near the pile of clothes.
i dont like pearls at all big or little. i think they look cheap… and they arent pretty at all and ashley judd is just cementing that point
Aren’t merkins supposed to be worn UNDER the clothing?
Pink hose? Are you freakin’ serious?
This is the most hideous outfit ever…pink hose, and silver shoes? That is the ugliest dress, and the pearls look plastic. geez. don’t forget the purple flower in her hair.
rosie too & Captain Ana Banana,
You took the words right out of my mouth. That looks like something Daniel Boone could make a hat out of.
The pearls remind me of the ones Dr. Frank N. Furter wore in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
In the dresses defense, I am like 90% sure it is from anthropology and looks 100000000 times better on the pretty models and on the rack…
And I am 90% sure that ANYthing looks better on someone else than it does on her. ::little girl voice:: “I dress mysef, Mommy!”
In the top two pictures, I swear she looks like Tom the cat after Jerry the mouse has hit him in the head with a frying pan. Flat and round face, long neck, stupid expression, smushed features…
Just had to share! Just after I leaped to the next page, I noticed that someone had come on here right after me, routed here from Google… “Tag Archive for ‘tampon string’ at The Mock Dock.” lmao!
Mock- I think you are dead right. those pearls look DUMB. and that outfit is HIIIIIDDEEEOUs. it looks like something mariah carrey would wear. at least the pink hose…
pink hose is NEVER OK when will people catch on to that?!
Headline: Outfit so ugly, Ashley’s bush chews through skirt in effort to escape the embarassment.
The difference between Britney Spears and Ashley Judd is that Britney at least shaved her beaver before showing it to the paparazzi.